Film spoilers

Lord Of The Rings
Small frustrated boy losses ring...

Casablanca - She gets on the plane without him

Chinatown - Katherine is her sister and daughter. Jack Nicholson is evidently not from Alabama.

Some Like It Hot - he's not a woman.

The Deer Hunter - Christopher Walken loses the game

Ran - The blind guy can't get off the parapet

The Princess Bridge - Wesley is the newest incarnation of the Dread Pirate Roberts

Rosemary's Baby - Yes, she was knocked-up by Satan.

Bruno.

Doesn't ever get funny.

repped. argued this on a whole thread, cant be arsed to find it now.

**Mash Movie **

They skidz

Bicycle Thieves
Reunited with bike: FAIL

Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Reunited with bike: WIN

(not to be mentioned anywhere near this thread: People, we have a stolen bike on gumtree... what to do?)

Italians?

yeah Italians, from Greece. of course.

The Italian Job - ends in a cliffhanger.

the hide

the twicher, is a murderer

The Prestige
Christian Bale plays twins, they share a wife which is a bit incestuous.

The professor and the assistant are twin brothers, Algiers machine clones. he dies.

I watched this last night...thank fuck.

Lord Of The Rings

walking to a volcano and accidentally dropped a ring.

Scum

Ray Winston beats fuck out of a black geezer(racist), little ginger kid gets bummed in the greenhouse, slits his wrists, dies, Ray Winston becomes 'The Daddy'

Story of your life eh?

Valkyrie.

German officers plot to kill the boss (not springsteen), they fail.

I may even watch it later, just to see the Hollywood version.

Attack of the 50FT woman

She wasn't soft at all

The hurt locker ....

Some crazy bomb disposal dude joins company to replace a dead guy ... scares the crap out of everyone while disposing bombs ... goes home ... plays happy families for five minutes ... joins a new company and repeats the process ... with some nu-metal playing in the background.

(actually it is a pretty solid movie)

Southland tales
...donnie darko 2.1

Last King of Scotland

Not set in Scotland at all

The Orphan

she's not really a 9 year old girl, she's a 33 year old nutter, who falls in love with the dad, then kills him

Can someone ruin Anatomy of a Murder for me please? I was really enjoying it on saturday night while pissed on booze but fell asleep before the end.

Le Rayon Vert / The Green Ray

Whinging french bird finds a bloke in the end. No fish involved.

Anvil! The story of Anvil.

Spinal Tap for real.

the A prophet.

man goes to prison, gets used by the Corsicans, gets bummed, sells drugs, gets on-side with the Muslims, sells drugs, leaves.

Do you mean "A Prophet?"

Worlds greatest Dad

Man is a failing writer and teacher, whose unintelligent + rude son dies in a wanking accident.
He covers it up with a fake suicide note, then a fake journal, which is widely acclaimed.
Man owns up.

@dooks - erm... Oui.

Can someone ruin Anatomy of a Murder for me please? I was really enjoying it on saturday night while pissed on booze but fell asleep before the end.

irresistible impulse to rape and murder?