A taxi driver acted in a psychotic manor toward me. Cannon St -> Tooly street

Or in Bristol that would be gert lush

Yep I'm digging the Thatchers. Also quite liked some of the Hereford ones when I was there a few summers ago (it rained a lot, what else was there to do?).

Or in Bristol that would be gert lush me babber

Fixed.

Magners is over priced shit. Proper cider rules. I got this book for xmass

Making Country Wines, Ales and Cordials: Amazon.co.uk: Brian Tucker: Books

and plan on making some recipes from it, I really fancied making meed after trying some of Skully's on one ride but to make it properly takes four years!

^That NF cider is good though, about 2 miles from my parents house, right with a really nice tea room too. You always see the sunday club run stopped at that tea room, or maybe they're filling their bottles with cider?

I made 15 gallons of cider a couple of summers ago. We scrumped the apples from an old orchard. Lovely tasting stuff. Homebrew ftw

OK heres your revenge. (taken from a great Norwegian short film)

An old guy who has car trouble and is stood by the side of a desserted winter road. The old man is looking for help when a cab driven by a young man drives past and stops. The old man runs after the cab. The cabbie, does that pretend to stop, drive off, pretend it was a joke and stop again, drive off thing. Then eventually desserts the old man laughing.

On a later date in town the old man spots the cabbie at the back of a taxi que. He gets into the first cab in the que, and offers to blow the driver for a lift home. He is told to fuck off. The old man repeats this, along th que, untill he gets to the young cabbie who had desserted him, yet fails to even reconise him now.

He gets into the cab and gives the cabbie his address and some money.....

i dont get it

i dont get it

Really?

The cab drives off, and all the young cabbie's fellow cabbies are left to assume he excepted the offer of a blowjob from a old man for a free cab ride. Thus the old man gets his revenge.

I near pissd myself, when I saw it in the cinema. Maybe you needed to be there?

aaah. I didn't get it either... very good. I'm not sure this would work in London - there's a lot of taxis to proposition...

No no no don't put ice in cider! Here in Somerset where real cider comes from that is frowned upon

Whereabouts in Somerset? My family are from Chard-Ilminster way, we always get our stuff from Perrys..

Shepton Mallet now parents live in Priddy up on the Mendips

Cider from Wilkins at Mudgley or Thatchers in Sandford which is commercial but still make scrumpy and also happens to be on a cyclepath....

Really?

The cab drives off, and all the young cabbie's fellow cabbies are left to assume he excepted the offer of a blowjob from a old man for a free cab ride. Thus the old man gets his revenge.

I near pissd myself, when I saw it in the cinema. Maybe you needed to be there?

haha yes thats excellent

Shut up, Platini. It's your kind that lets these Black cab tough guys perpetuate this unacceptable dangerous kind of behavior.

Is it hell. Don't talk bollocks.

Well done, Tommy, you were the winner there.

When someone has challenged me on 'the rules of the road', I'm afraid that they have been known to get chapter and verse. I often carry the HC with me for that very purpose. Cruel, but effective. :)

Shouldn't that be 'TheBrick(Tommy)'?

Naah, Brittany wins. Seriously, I'm a lush it's LUSH.

Plus un.

Is it hell. Don't talk bollocks.

Bolloks? What bolllocks?
I do not know what the drivers of the IoM are like but your (I'm guessing) blanket shooting down of folk willing to engage with nutter drivers will not progress things.

• 100 for carrying the HC.
  
  

My favorite in the heat of engagement with someone that is is unreasonable I like to do the 'sarcky switch':

"IT'S YOU!! OMG i can't believe its you! I'm so sorry"

they have this look of bewilderment...

Then you say, "Can I get your autograph???"

They look even more bewildered

Then you whip out your copy of the highway code and that they must the author of it, pointing to a spot on it asking, "can you make it out to...."

Usually shuts them up

Bolloks? What bolllocks?
I do not know what the drivers of the IoM are like but your (I'm guessing) blanket shooting down of folk willing to engage with nutter drivers will not progress things.

• 100 for carrying the HC.
  
  

My favorite in the heat of engagement with someone that is is unreasonable I like to do the 'sarcky switch':

"IT'S YOU!! OMG i can't believe its you! I'm so sorry"

they have this look of bewilderment...

Then you say, "Can I get your autograph???"

They look even more bewildered

Then you whip out your copy of the highway code and that they must the author of it, pointing to a spot on it asking, "can you make it out to...."

Usually shuts them up

^This sort of bollocks^

I wasn't shooting down anyone who remonstrates with psychotic drivers, rather my target was more the soi-disant internet hard men...

I am an Internet hard man.

In fact Steve McFadden gave me the trophy.

I'll be waiting for the lot of you at North drinks or outside Fire.

I am an Internet hard man.

In fact Steve McFadden gave me the trophy.

I'll be waiting for the lot of you at North drinks or outside Fire.

Do you need bandanna advice? ;-/

I'm hard for men.

In fact Steve McFadden gave me the horn.

I'll be waiting for the lot of you at North drinks or Hampstead heath.

fixed.

Do you need bandanna advice? ;-/

Go on then, if you're an expert like.

YouTube- Britians Hardest Screenwipe

Yep I'm digging the Thatchers.

a grave?

nice. where?