Meat Licence

Will = jerky.

Platini = Sprouts

Balki would be a doner kebab.

Chicken variety bucket = Balki, you are what you eat.

VB = Creme Egg

I amagine Hippy would be like one of Gordon Ramseys ale fed pigs. ;-)

First Balki and now you... everyone wants a piece of this fine fine meat..

we don't have to make a car or brew some alcohol or whatever to get the corresponding licenses.

This whole discussion will end nowhere and who gives a fuck, but I don't really see how building cars and brewing alcohol corresponds to taking lives?

I'm man of impeccable/unfathomable taste Hippy.

This whole discussion will end nowhere and who gives a fuck, but I don't really see how building cars and brewing alcohol corresponds to taking lives?

I think the point was about the word "licence".

"People who are comfortable with eating meat should be equally comfortable killing animals" doesn't make sense, or at least any more sense than "people who are comfortable driving cars should be equally comfortable arc-welding."

The words that they are looking for are "people who are comfortable eating meat should be equally comfortable with animals being killed".

That said, I approve of the general idea. But in a Hugh Fearnley-Whatshisname / MrSmyth sense, rather than a vegan sense.

I would kill to get this license*.

Not the animals mind you, but the people behind it...

*rejected

i once met a guy called Chris Korda, he is a militant vegan who runs the churchofeuthanisa.org

an interesting character, he once did blindfold taste tests, people were given two bits of meat and once they had swallowed asked if they could tell the difference between human and animal flesh

he did a hilarious post 911 music video called "i like to watch"

v v v nsfw

This whole discussion will end nowhere and who gives a fuck, but I don't really see how building cars and brewing alcohol corresponds to taking lives?

won't you think of the fucking YEAST!

i once met a guy called Chris Korda, he is a militant vegan who runs the churchofeuthanisa.org

an interesting character, he once did blindfold taste tests, people were given two bits of meat and once they had swallowed asked if they could tell the difference between human and animal flesh

he did a hilarious post 911 music video called "i like to watch"

v v v nsfw

If some cunt came near me and said pop this blindfold on im going to put some meat in your mouth...

Will = jerky.

Platini = Sprouts

I have no idea what you are implying. But I don't like it.
Did I ever tell you all about how I texted Platini on Xmas night in order to cheat during my family's annual quiz? He was pretty good on Crackerjack, not so hot on James Bond.

If some cunt came near me and said pop this blindfold on im going to put some meat in your mouth...

Dibs, for a mate, like.

Jerky (traditional) is rough and ready and quite simple in its make up, but very nice and extremely satisfying.
http://www.jedsjerky.com/jerky-1.php
Any body fancy wrestling with an action man?

i stabbed the bejesus out of a butternut squash earlier.

it's dissolving in a bath of gently spiced stock as we speak.

http://www.petsorfood.com/mammals.shtml

Sometimes I read these zany policies and think 'why do they bother, they'll never become law'.

Anyway, enough about the Lib Dems, what a silly idea. It sounds completely unworkable.

I have killed chickens. where do I sign?

choking the chicken doesn't count.

Vegetarians would need to sign up to a meat license as well if they want to consume dairy products. The production of dairy goods inevitably leads to the killing of unnecessary male livestock in order for there to be enough female livestock to meet demand.

Any vegetarians here prepared to shoot a cow for their lovely, lovely cheese or beat a cock to death to get some eggs? Actually, the fight I want to see is an ultimate fighter cage match between a cardigan wearing veggie and a rankled goat. I would pay good money to see that.

Everyone should sign up to the meat licence if they give oral.

Especially if they swallow.

Vegetarians would need to sign up to a meat license as well if they want to consume dairy products. The production of dairy goods inevitably leads to the killing of unnecessary male livestock in order for there to be enough female livestock to meet demand.

Quite, which is why the vegan criticism of 'mere' vegetarianism is that it's inconsistent. But hey, step by step, etc.

but not all people are vegetarian for moral reasons.