Brick Lane Bikes (BLB) Bike Shop

I heard that they flay the carcases of stray dogs and make them into saddles and toestraps which they market as "Italian" and "NOS"

well they had to stop using orphans after that last uproar... shame really, the quality just isn't the same anymore.

One time, Brick Lane Bikes broke into my house and took a massive shit behind the lounge door so when I opened it it all smeared into the carpet. True story.

Brick Lane Bikes stole my grandma. Yesterday i called her mobile and she didn't answer. Then i went to her house and she wasn't there. I can't think of any other explanation than that BLB have stolen her and now keep her in the basement polishing up old Campagnolo hubs.
She might have been at bingo mind you.

Many moons ago the owner of BLB attempted to steal a friends bike off of him on shoreditch high street… ‹‹‹true story fact

are you sure your friend hadn't abandoned it for a split second?

jan = pol paz? that's news to me

brick lane bikes saved 10 puppies from a fire in a building in shoreditch just last week

i was there and saw it with my own eyes

The once tried to steal one of my kidneys but it turns out it was just a misunderstanding and were all cool now.

are you sure your friend hadn't abandoned it for a split second?

If you mean slowing down for a red light when you say "abandoned it for a split second" then that's a yes.

^^They only saved them to allow themselves the pleasure of ritual slaughter later

BLB fund Chechen militants. There, I said it.

If you mean slowing down for a red light when you say "abandoned it for a split second" then that's a yes.

clear cut case of abandonment there.

i went into blb looking to buy a wedding dress. they didnt have any. bastards.

i think if they just got themselves a big slobbery shop dog that wags its tail at everyone
all these misunderstandings would vanish into the ether

BLB fund Chechen militants. There, I said it.

true story.
They also funded wikileaks and provided most of the information

BLB are funding LFGSS.

#FACT

BLB are funding LFGSS.

#FACT

the bastards!

BLB killed the Funday Times.

They are a religous cult

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BLB are funding the Tories.

#FACT!

I don't care that they ripped some one off.

#oldjoke

Sexist