Why are Aussies so Awesome?

logan is not and has never been a 'good place'.
hippy did you live in Brisbane?

Nope. Viccy lad. We dealt with lots of local councils around Oz.

Keep going, at this rate 'stralia will develop humour in 2345

I'm funnier than you, schnookums. Fact.

I'm funnier looking than you, schnookums. Fact.

+1

amazing! looks like a painting done in chocolate sauce.

You're kidding, right???

He burst a plastic bag full of canned spaghetti over a piece of carpet to start that piece.

Its got choclate cake and topping and all sorts of stuff in it.

"ooooooh meeester haaaart! not again!"

ha, knew it looked familar. it's excellent.

Another thread I've avoided so far, but now I have some Aussie news:

A mate of mine's off to Melbourne to meet Chopper next week. He's been commissioned to make a "Osbournes style" show about him and his family before he croaks.

^that stinks. chopper is such a media bore. i guess the crime syndicate theme television quota needs topping up again.

but good on your friend! melbourne is awesome and he'll probably love it and never want to leave.

I'm flying to melbourne / sydney next thursday for 3 weeks. Reading this thread I've got doubts I've made the right decision.

Immigration clearly didn't.

fred! that's awesome!
you're a total hipster, and i think you will spend most of your time on Lygon Street.

Fred has Chapel St ponce written all over him.

no way! hmmmm, ok maybe way.

farid, in Sydney you must must must go to the following places:

Sable and Arget in Woolloomooloo - if only to give Cat a big kiss from me.
RoboCog workshop - Surrey Hills (? i think) they are on my facebook, check it out via that.
EATING WORLD - possibly the greatest hawker centre in the world. It's in China Town. Try the salt and pepper tofu.
The Cricketer's Arms pub, also somewhere Central, Surrey Hills, i think.

I'll get better details for you if you want.
Aw, I am jealous.

Are you taking a bike?

Try the salt and pepper tofu.

This is some kind of fucking joke, right?

^that stinks. chopper is such a media bore. i guess the crime syndicate theme television quota needs topping up again.

Also:

http://www.news.com.au/national/carl-wanted-to-remarry-me-for-more-babies-says-roberta-williams/story-e6frfkvr-1225856164570

Cricketers Arms is a massive win, used that as my local for a while.

fred! that's awesome!
you're a total hipster

um...

and i think you will spend most of your time on Lygon Street

Fred has Chapel St ponce written all over him.

no way! hmmmm, ok maybe way.

ha. this^ is why Australia isn't a republic.

farid, in Sydney you must must must go to the following places:

Sable and Arget in Woolloomooloo - if only to give Cat a big kiss from me.
RoboCog workshop - Surrey Hills (? i think) they are on my facebook, check it out via that.
EATING WORLD - possibly the greatest hawker centre in the world. It's in China Town. Try the salt and pepper tofu.
The Cricketer's Arms pub, also somewhere Central, Surrey Hills, i think.

I'll get better details for you if you want.
Aw, I am jealous.

Are you taking a bike?

cool. thanks. yeah, I'm taking a bike, probably fixed. I've been advised to go to cheeky monkey? allegedly it's a bike shop....

Woolloomooloo

srsly?

This is some kind of fucking joke, right?

it's amazing! comes with crispy noodles!

Also:

http://www.news.com.au/national/carl-wanted-to-remarry-me-for-more-babies-says-roberta-williams/story-e6frfkvr-1225856164570

"you just have to have the nodding agreement of one of the screws and rock’n’roll – that’s it" - he is now just the parody of himself, he even talks like a television character. no one actually says 'screws'. they probably don't even exist.

Cricketers Arms is a massive win, used that as my local for a while.

how good is it?? sigh, sydney is full of win. must've been nice living around there.

but MPs annoy me more: "Meanwhile, a Royal Commission into Williams' death would be an "inappropriate" use of taxpayers' money because he was a serial killer, Victorian Premier John Brumby said today."

errrr... what so all deaths in custody are to go without inquiry.. nice one Brumby, you fucktard. gang violence in gaols is a much more appropriate scenario.

Pigs arse. They've spent enough money on these lot already. They know who did it, he's going down for it. The prison officers/police may or may not have been complicit, but thats no fuckin surprise is it? The OPC are currently under investigation for being bent. This goes RIGHT to the top. The fucking OPC? Its a joke.

The only thing worse than a trigger happy Victorian copper is a Queensland copper. Make the OB over here look like fuckin angels.

^too many acronyms. fine you win.

i like enquiries.... they make good research material for people like me.

Sydney was pretty good to me tbh. I lived in Darlinghurst, Surrey Hills, Paddington and Rushcutters/Double Bay and all great areas to live in.
Surrey Hills was pretty edgy though (it was '96) being that close to Redfern and all that.

Pigs arse. They've spent enough money on these lot already. They know who did it, he's going down for it. The prison officers/police may or may not have been complicit, but thats no fuckin surprise is it? The OPC are currently under investigation for being bent. This goes RIGHT to the top. The fucking OPC? Its a joke.

The only thing worse than a trigger happy Victorian copper is a Queensland copper. Make the OB over here look like fuckin angels.

/Andy Sipowicz mode