Foffa Bikes

This is turning into the football thread.

Except with intelligent conversation.

Nothing's that bad.

Besides, the football thread's an acquired taste.

Like caviar?

Like foie gras.

Like sniffing your own farts.

More like sniffing each others' farts.

I thought that was a must.

Everyone acquires that taste...as in ones own

I thought that was a must.

You love another mans' must.

You love another mans' musk.

Fixed.

Must = Elephants...

Tusk?

Wasn't there someone that died once when he got stuck up an elephant?

Fleetwood Mac "The Dance" TUSK - YouTube

"... responded to TW2 on a particular point, and didn't know why anyone else minded so much. He called me out on being hypocritical, and I agreed with him."

Standards are good, double standards twice as good...

^Ha.

Public forum innit. not just a personal to and fro between you and a curated audience. gonna get some forrins in the mix...

Fair point.

Foffa got a sale on

So much unwow.

why is it in not one their pics do they ever have a properly fucking set up bike? Always a wonky saddle or fucking gimped bars. And that's before you analyse the downright fucking idiotic and fugly mash of components and paint that even MC Hammer would spurn.

Bicycles for idiots.

why is it in not one their pics do they ever have a properly fucking set up bike? Always a wonky saddle or fucking gimped bars. And that's before you analyse the downright fucking idiotic and fugly mash of components and paint that even MC Hammer would spurn.

After all this fucking time, they still don't know how to set up a bike. It shows how much Danni really gives a shit about bikes, i.e. not one jot. It is all about matchy matchy or clashy clashy bikes for cretins.

My review of foffa bikes is that they are shit.

My review of foffa bikes is that they are shit.

Have you ridden one?

I haven't. I've no idea whether they're shit. They do seem strangely set up, but I always figure people will adjust their contact points.

Yes, it was the hi-pro, it handled terribly. Danni's opening gambit in our conversation was "what is your favourite colour" and he never even asked what I might intend to do with a bike.

Also I have yet to see a foffa decently set up, given their target market of people who don't know anything about bikes I can't see their customers adjusting set up.