Foffa Bikes

Wait, this isn't the shitty stories with extra shit and puke and shit thread? I guess foffa just has that association in my head now. The two giant turds should probably be squished together into one big cup of mega turd.

i think we should just spray febreze everywhere and pretend we're not plain filthy.

Macpherson and Foffa you couldnt make this shit up.................or could you

You're very agressive, Uber.

You're a sensitive soul. I'm from Glasgow. It's not my fault you Southerners shit the bed every time someone lisps an adjective that hasn't come out of an Enid Blyton story..

It was probably more your sudden and unprovoked use of Latin. It can sound pretty threatening in a Glaswegian accent.

Te futueo et caballum tuum....

*googlewisdom

Mel Gibson spoke Latin in Braveheart.They tried to teach me it at school,im still learning English

so am I. Mel Gibson though. Bright spark.

Te futueo et birotam tuum ...

Fixed.

Biro? they were still using quills back then Oliver you stupid cunt.

Biro,quills...We had a roofing slate and a piece of chalk

posh bastard, i had a stale pizza crust and a scrap of kebab meat.

@uber you must be fucking clever if you wrote with a stale pizza crust and a scrap of kebab meat

Who said anything about writing?

Writing,thats that joined up stuff i only drew pictures on my slate

Quick Danni, run away while I've distracted them

I think danni did the right thing ages ago and axcecpted his input made the situation worse. He seems to be doing well without us and coming back here just casts light on a period of his business that is now likely over.

I hope this Ian bloke follows Danni's lead. I'm not sure he is as quick a learner as danni tho

I hope so too.

You're a sensitive soul.

I am a bit, but it wasn't your language. More the fact that I'd responded to TW2 on a particular point, and didn't know why anyone else minded so much. He called me out on being hypocritical, and I agreed with him.

axcecpted

I really don't understand a lot of this thread

I hope so too.

I am a bit, but it wasn't your language. More the fact that I'd responded to TW2 on a particular point, and didn't know why anyone else minded so much. He called me out on being hypocritical, and I agreed with him.

Public forum innit. not just a personal to and fro between you and a curated audience. gonna get some forrins in the mix...

I really don't understand a lot of this thread

Oops

think of the horses even-they're just prawns in this sick, insipid, tawdry affair.

Fokken prawns

Where's "oneoffprick" gone?