Foffa Bikes

Foffa will have a stand at a bike event on Streatham Common on Sunday. I will be there, inducing cyclists to sit in the cab of an HGV and learn about blind spots, but am going to take some time out to have a chat with Danni and look at his bikes.

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How the fuck can mechanical vandal put words in your mouth VanUden,when its got dani foffa's cock in it,your taliking bollocks

Would you say this forum is going downhill Winston?

It was another 'in joke', sorry Winston :-s

You're right though.

winston never goes 'uphill' or 'downhill'. He's a trackie and doesn't know what these concepts mean. :)

It's a forum for pretend couriers with cycling caps on at jaunty angles, to skid around the E postcodes whilst getting drunk in order to mask the hollow futility of their lives.

Ho ho ho... But all our lives are hollow and futile...

How the fuck can mechanical vandal put words in your mouth VanUden,when its got dani foffa's cock in it,your taliking bollocks

Ho ho ho... Foffa's #1 fan just got served...

Sorry, Joel... I lol'd...

No, but we are part of the system of information dissemination which allows consumers to make better decisions.

Really? I've not been on the forum for long, but the person who gives out by far the most advice is Scoble, now I've not met the guy and opinions of him are divided to say the least however the one thing that EVERYONE seems to agree with is take any advice he gives you with a pinch of salt.

There are people on this forum whose knowledge of bikes is encyclopeadic, in fact after Sheldon, this would have to be the second place I would look for advice regarding bikes. It does however need to be said that just because someone is a member of this forum it does not make them any kind of authority. What you say in the quote above is, I believe, actually quite dangerous and mis-representative as when seeking advice here you need to know enough in the first place to separate the fatuous messing about of some members from the earnest well meant advice from others and the empty vessel style ramblings of the rest.

Really? I've not been on the forum for long, but the person who gives out by far the most advice is Scoble, now I've not met the guy and opinions of him are divided to say the least however the one thing that EVERYONE seems to agree with is take any advice he gives you with a pinch of salt.

Don't season.

Really? .....empty vessel style ramblings of the rest.

So what we need is another forum where people can turn to for advice about the advice they have received on this forum.
yo dawg etc.

please close the thread... i can't stop looking at it as much as i try

I've just heard that Derek Jacobi will be in Streatham on Sunday too reading extracts from this thread. Should be a treat.

I suppose you want to "look at his bikes" too, eh?

he rides an I Claudius Butler so I have heard.

Those look like bikes designed purely to lock other bikes onto them - kinda mobile racks.

I showed a mate the Van Moof website for a giggle and he liked the look so much he bought one. I feel a bit guilty about that, but he loves it.

How the fuck can mechanical vandal put words in your mouth VanUden,when its got dani foffa's cock in it,your taliking bollocks

Would you really say that ^ to my face in a pub talking about this over a beer? You wouldn't would you.

He wouldn't be able to with all the doodles in his mouth or something.

Presumably he wouldn't be able to see your face because Danni Foffa's arse would be in the way ;)

hey Balki, 2 minds, 1 thought, 2 crap jokes!

yours was better but mine was faster

some sex joke comes after that too.

and again....

some good natured banter from the Bank Holiday crowd

actually, my post was laced with spite and hatred which clearly didn't come across in the written word.

I don't know but last night I dreamed I was a hobbit. I was Tolkein in my sleep.

because its pecker is on its head... but that doesnt make snse now as i deleted the gag.

I was at the airport and I went up to this woman and said Bwok bwok bwok bwok and she said No Sir, this is the check-in desk