Office/Company Xmas party

Some of it was the hot tub but once you have mistaken a work colleagues overly hairy chest for a t-shirt at very short distance, things in the office change.

Also, at one stage, there appeared to be a trend among some of the guys to display their best Mangina impression. shudder

Someone page nuknow. Is there a repeat performance for 2010?

Dude, no wonder I knew nothing about this... my pager stopped working in 1996.

Anyway ladies and gents, if there's anyone needing an OFFICIAL XMAS DJ (<<<moi), I'll be available until the 19th.
I play whatever you want, I'll even dress (or not), the way you like.
I'll need booze and a fast internet connection sorted, the rest's on me, and that's that.

^ I wasn't trying to say I play for free, mind.

shit, i read over 4 pages of first drunk fun then boring stuff and noone said a word about the official forum xmas mash. nothing, no location, no theme ... NOTHINK!

i am in for this years holy night and all that and very well could go to some place, meet fellow forum peeps i have so shamefully neglected the last few mompfs, down a few, shake ma bonez and wobble off into the noight.

so, where is it all going down this year?
...or is the south's christmas drinks tis years venue to go toooo?

Xmas parties are literally the best thing ever. Details to follow.

Awww.... didn't play shit this year. :[

I only employ girls. So last year I took them out for dim sum, then proceeded to get the ones who weren't wrecked on lychee martini's to Westbourne House where they drank until they couldn't stand up. I saw them all the following day bright and early (I don't think). Cabs home for all of them and a clear conscience for me. Home and in bed by midnight. Turns out it was the social event of the century for some of them. Jesus, anyone would assume that the world of high-end luxury fashion parties just aren't enough.

i really expected this go a bit frankie boyle so that even i would be repulsed by the debauchery and filth.
i'm very disappointed.

Dilla did a killer re-rub of 'Safety Dance' before his untimely demise.

Just so you know nuknow.

Ha! classic.

So...I may be getting binned in the new year but at least they have the decency to drop a bucket of iced beers and champagne at each desk at 2.30 this afternoon before the party.

So...away we go. Details to follow.

Saw a mate today. Has his last night. Someone got a bit , but apparently not all that much, pissed up, and the Big boss refused to get anymore drinks in. This on the back of a "record year, thanks for all your hard work" etc speech.

So, pissed bloke, in short, hung the boss over a balcony by his ankles, shook him till his money/wallet fell out of his DJ, then shouted "bankrupt the cu*t", before telling him he could shove his job up his scrawny arse and smoke it, as everyone went to the bar amidst much cheering, applauding and rejoicing apparently.

A certain sense of style I thought.

^ Kwality