If your bike had one superpower what would it be?

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  • Just posted this up on Twitter aswell but wanted to hear what you guys had in mind!

  • The ability to set pointless threads to ignore on my behalf.

  • Or laserbeams instead of tyres....

  • Vagsaddle™

  • Visibility

  • Total immobilisation at my command. No more locks.

  • +1

  • ET-style flight!!

  • Vagsaddle™

    I'm sure you can configure something using a Fleshlight™, a low pro, and some linkages ;)

  • gears

  • the ability to kill twitter.

  • Perpetual motion

  • gears

  • the ability to make people go wow.

  • If a thief steals it, it kills them slowly then returns back to you.

  • The USSR circa '84.

  • The USSR circa '84.

    complete with the dodgy 'tache caused by to much testosterone
    (your bike's a girl, right?)

  • Cloaking device + Laser Cannons !!!!!!!!!!!!

  • a fanny magnet

  • G.s.o.h

  • repels pedestrians

  • Bukakke

  • Self-cleaning ...

  • Self-cleaning ...

    I'm going out on a limb here...

    But I think you like the cleaning process.

  • complete with the dodgy 'tache caused by to much testosterone
    (your bike's a girl, right?)

    No. My bike destroyed russia, not the US.

    1 down 1 to go.

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If your bike had one superpower what would it be?

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