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• #2
The ability to set pointless threads to ignore on my behalf.
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• #3
Or laserbeams instead of tyres....
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• #4
Vagsaddle™
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• #5
Visibility
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• #6
Total immobilisation at my command. No more locks.
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• #7
+1
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• #8
ET-style flight!!
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• #9
Vagsaddle™
I'm sure you can configure something using a Fleshlight™, a low pro, and some linkages ;)
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• #10
gears
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• #11
the ability to kill twitter.
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• #12
Perpetual motion
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• #13
gears
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• #14
the ability to make people go wow.
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• #15
If a thief steals it, it kills them slowly then returns back to you.
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• #16
The USSR circa '84.
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• #17
The USSR circa '84.
complete with the dodgy 'tache caused by to much testosterone
(your bike's a girl, right?) -
• #18
Cloaking device + Laser Cannons !!!!!!!!!!!!
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• #19
a fanny magnet
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• #20
G.s.o.h
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• #21
repels pedestrians
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• #22
Bukakke
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• #23
Self-cleaning ...
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• #24
Self-cleaning ...
I'm going out on a limb here...
But I think you like the cleaning process.
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• #25
complete with the dodgy 'tache caused by to much testosterone
(your bike's a girl, right?)No. My bike destroyed russia, not the US.
1 down 1 to go.
Just posted this up on Twitter aswell but wanted to hear what you guys had in mind!