I've just ordered a stem :)

No prize, loser. I got something a bit more 'reasonable' at a couple of quid more than that cheap shit.

Yep, I see... quite an expensive setup...

That is such a beautiful idea, she was certainly the queen of my heart, she brought so much joy to everyone she touched, there was something magical about Diana, something 'spiritual', something of the divine, I know personally of two people who had their lives changed just by meeting her - and changed for the better - much better, her work in the hospitals (when she would visit the patients) made the doctors and nurses look like the useless cunts they were as they flapped around like clueless idiots as Diana went from ward to ward curing the unwell and raising the dead - and this is to say nothing about her personally ridding the third world of land-mines and AIDs (the gay disease) and her part in solving world hunger.

Sure, she was a cock-jumping-social-parasite living off money forcefully taken from working people, but she brought the world such joy.

Diana: princess, woman, doctor, spirit, blood sucker, fine dancer, sex partner, dead.

cutting, acerbic; I like it.

Some may say Mother Theresa was an evil mammalian......
Sure, she was a fraud and religiously inspired harbinger of death and suffering living off money donated by working people, but she brought the world such joy.

Mother Theresa : nun, woman, doctor, spirit, blood sucker, fine dancer, sex partner, prune, dead.

i heard she once ate 7 wheatabix dry for a bet against Kofi Annan, he lost and had to sing 3 Julie Andrews numbers with his cock out.. she had a wonderful sense of humour

Greasy and Tynan just ripped this to shreds. Fucking hilarious.

I went to buy some mudguards, but I didn't have enough money for nice ones!

Should I compromise on quality, or HTFU with road-spray?

Buy some ex-army goretex trousers for £20- cheaper than mudguards.

Jean Claude Van Dammit

You've seen me doing the splits?

Raul Julia's final (and finest) role as M. Bison. That is literally one of my favourite films.

i ordered some eai lockrings, black colnago bartape, 1 campagnolo chainring, a fu manchu fork, a pair of sheriffstars hubs and some more, its gonna feel a bit like x-mas when the mailman comes :)

I've just ordered the death of several infidels.

and a set meal for from the local Chinese.

New frame arriving in the post any day now :)

I miss riding fixed so much.

and a set meal for from the local Chinese.

Fried infidel balls and and black bean sauce?

^ more racism.

I'm buying dinner tonite.

Purchased loads of stuff today - got quite sweaty in doing so.

I feel empty now...

I may try and order some electrical components tonight. What has that to do with bikes I hear you scream? It is for a light, a light for a bicycle.

Purchased loads of stuff today - got quite sweaty in doing so.

I feel empty now...

I feel like that after I've been to a hooker too.

empty and sweaty?
pa-lease

Charlee is offering 2for1 tonight. ''Tag-team-tuesday''

You in?

empty and sweaty?
pa-lease

Well more hollow and dirty, but it's the same feeling in essence.

I've just this minute ordered some bars. They were a great deal, and fitted the spec of my hypothetical new track steed.

The very ether scintillates about me.

Looking around for a good place to buy a Hope Ceramic BB, I stumbled across this which made me chuckle.

Will I feel the benefit of upgrading to ceramic hub bearings?

Assuming you ride with your wallet. You will perform better on climbs.

I've just this minute ordered some bars. They were a great deal, and fitted the spec of my hypothetical new track steed.

The very ether scintillates about me.

I won some cranks on ebay this evening. We're like, consumer twins, or something.

#high-five!