The bickering and feuding... it stops

ouch!

Don't take that Baldi.

also a fair shout...

:(

Fuck Prav and his homo biscuits.

1. Dov (£20)
   
2. Clive (£101) - rich innit
   
3. Neil (6 stones of lamb)
   
4. mmccarthy (Stevie Nicks poster)
   
5. teenslain (stained jeans)
   
6. A lock of Pip's hair.
   
7. Pink £10 (ze german chatted up my Mum, shoot him)
   
8. enrico £10 (aus has germany in the world cup)
   
9. Tynan (racist) £2
   

sorry for upsetting you balki - I only posted in here to share my famous 'homo-and-coconut-oat-bites' recipe.

I've become one of them.

the truth hurts dude...

Shut-the-fuck-up-Oliver

Now you're hyphenventilating.

Yeah its all getting pretty tiresome, once i've sold these last one or two bits i'm clearing off as well, the forum used to be a place to get away from bitchiness and in-fighting which I get plenty enough of at work.....now not so much, I need to start minimizing my time in front of the computer anyway.
Don't worry though I won't be like those attention seeking saddo's that post a flounce thread and want a big dramatic goodbye or all that bollocks, oh and i'm really grateful for all the awesome friends i've made here, nothings going to change there, but i've got to the point now, where i'm just going to stop posting and logging in.

Oi, shut it. Believe it or not you are not all-seeing and clearly don't have as much of a clue as you reckon you do. There are sometimes reasons for other people's behaviour beyond CrazyJames's remit.

fuck...

fair shout PGM.

Only joking. Clive and WiganWill told me you were ALL man.

then you wouldn't need to tell us that you're going then, would you?

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Quod erat damonstrandum?

^^You got trigger happy, SP. I nearly made the same mistake. (But didn't - smug cunt, init)

blow coke up eachothers arse

Am I a prude for not knowing what this means? How would one blow coke up another's arse?

Am I a prude for not knowing what this means? How would one blow coke up another's arse?

Maybe.

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Oh, riiiiiiiight. Wow.

Quod erat damonstrandum?

Please stop learning languages! It's embarassing for us!

Multus sanguin fluit.

Please stop learning languages! It's embarassing for us!

Multus sanguin fluit.

Dont worry. Its all Ok. Us English dont need to learn any other languages. When abrord we comunicate with the locals with the use of patio furniture. The South Africans are looking forward to this in June.

Dont worry. Its all Ok. Us English dont need to learn any other languages. When abrord we comunicate with the locals with the use of patio furniture. The South Africans are looking forward to this in June.

I thought it was just speaking louder and more slowly. Which reminds me:

An Irishman goes to a travel agent to book a holiday. He asks the agent where is a good place to go.
"Why don't you go to Spain? It's very hot weather at the moment."
"That's no good - I can't speak Spanish."
"Not a problem - all you need to do is speak English very slow and loud."
"All right then - I'll go to Spain".
So he flies out there, and finds an Irish themed bar. He goes in, and says to the barman
"HEL. LO. I. WOULD. LIKE. A. PINT. OF. GUIN. NESS. PLEASE"
The barman serves him his pint, and says "THERE. YOU. ARE. ONE. PINT. OF. GUIN. NESS."
"THANK. YOU."
The next night, he decides to go into the bar again, and says to the barman
"HEL. LO. A. GAIN. I. WOULD. LIKE. A. PINT. OF. GUIN. NESS. PLEASE."
The barman gives him the pint, and says "THERE. YOU. ARE. ONE. PINT. OF. GUIN. NESS."
"THANK. YOU."
And this goes on for the rest of his holiday. On the last night, after he gets his pint, he says to the barman
"THIS. IS. A. NICE. BAR."
"THANK. YOU."
"I. COME. FROM. IRE. LAND. AND. THIS. BAR. HAS. MADE. ME. FEEL. LIKE. HOME."
"THAT. IS. AMAZ. ING. I. AM. FROM. IRE. LAND. TOO."
"HANG. ON. IF. WE. ARE. BOTH. FROM. IRE. LAND. HOW. COME. WE. ARE. BOTH. SPEAK. ING. SPANISH?"

Please stop learning languages! It's embarassing for us!

Multus sanguin fluit.

Do you mean 'multus sanguis fluit'?

Oh, and 'embarrassing' needs two 'r's. Not that that's embarrassing or anything. :)

Add me to the list, I'll match Clive's £100.

;)

And no, I actually meant 'sanguine' (probably).

Can't believe you've never had some toot up yer boot, Josh... You're just playing coy...

Some beak up your creek.

Some junk in your trunk.

Some gear up your rear.