The bickering and feuding... it stops

The Alien Multi-Quoters Prevention Order No 3276 of 1848 section 2 (4) (b)

Ban list:
*1. Oliver Schick (Hun, RLJ'er, ponytail, crimes against vegetables, Steven Segal in skinny jeans)*
2. BRM (racism, ginger)
3. damo (fear of ABBA, possible ginger)
4. east end images (Polish, Hobnob racist)
5. lynx (Brummie, twat)
6. Dammit (racism)
6 1/2. Dovvles (racist tagger)
7. eyebrows (hari kari)
8. Balki (veganist)
9. pajamas (cruelty to TT frames)
10. Velocio (racist, dictator)
11. mmccarthy (Fleetwood mac spam (repported)
12. Markyboy (incitment to murder)

Proper Sorted

The Alien Multi-Quoters Prevention Order No 3276 of 1848 section 2 (4) (b)

Not the one I had in mind but, hey ho

*Ban list:

1. Oliver Schick (Hun, ponytail, crimes against vegetables, Steven Segal in skinny jeans)
   
2. BRM (racism, ginger)
   
3. damo (fear of ABBA, possible ginger)
   
4. east end images (Polish, Hobnob racist)
   
5. lynx (Brummie, twat)
   
6. Dammit (racism)*
   *6 1/2. Dovvles (racist tagger)
   
7. eyebrows (hari kari)
   
8. Balki (veganist)
   
9. pajamas (cruelty to TT frames)
   
10. Velocio (racist, dictator)
    
11. mmccarthy (Fleetwood mac spam (repported)
    
12. Markyboy (incitment to murder)*
    
    

Sorted

Your attitude to queue-jumping is, quite frankly, German. I bet when on holiday you put your towels out on your preferred deckchairs in the morning, too. And you've messed up the formatting. :)

Clive - Does your knowledge of all things legal not allow you to find an old law we could get the German on treason for?

That'll fucking learn him.

*...apparently anyway. Here's the supposed deal: When Great Britain declared war on Germany in 1914, the Isle of Man were part of it. Some sort of diplomatic change made it a Crown Dependancy or something, and then they never signed the Versailles treaty! So technically I, as a citizen of the IOM, can shoot a random German and get away with it, though I wouldn't bet any money on the fact...

*

Shall I name my price.

If there is a picture in a post can the poster please put in brackets underneath what the picture is?

Otherwise to me it looks like a blank post, which is confusing.

(my privates)

...apparently anyway. Here's the supposed deal: When Great Britain declared war on Germany in 1914, the Isle of Man were part of it. Some sort of diplomatic change made it a Crown Dependancy or something, and then they never signed the Versailles treaty! So technically I, as a citizen of the IOM, can shoot a random German and get away with it, though I wouldn't bet any money on the fact...

Shall I name my price.

Forum whip around....

Whip round list.

1. Dov (£20)
   
2. Clive (£100) - rich innit
   

(my privates)

Not anymore

...apparently anyway. Here's the supposed deal: When Great Britain declared war on Germany in 1914, the Isle of Man were part of it. Some sort of diplomatic change made it a Crown Dependancy or something, and then they never signed the Versailles treaty! So technically I, as a citizen of the IOM, can shoot a random German and get away with it, though I wouldn't bet any money on the fact...

Shall I name my price.

I wil pay with Olivers weight in beef/lamb/etc.

Whip round list.

1. Dov (£20)
   
2. Clive (£100) - rich innit
   
3. Neil (6 stones of lamb)
   

Whip round list.

1. Dov (£20)
   
2. Clive (£100) - rich innit
   
   

+1

Whip round list.

1. Dov (£20)
   
2. Clive (£101) - rich innit
   
3. Neil (6 stones of lamb)
   

1. Dov (£20)
   
2. Clive (£101) - rich innit
   
3. Neil (6 stones of lamb)
   
4. mmccarthy (Stevie Nicks poster)
   

1. Dov (£20)
   
2. Clive (£101) - rich innit
   
3. Neil (6 stones of lamb)
   
4. mmccarthy (Stevie Nicks poster)
   
5. teenslain (stained jeans)
   

1. Dov (£20)
   
2. Clive (£101) - rich innit
   
3. Neil (6 stones of lamb)
   
4. mmccarthy (Stevie Nicks poster)
   
5. teenslain (stained jeans)
   
6. A lock of Pip's hair.
   

1. Dov (£20)
   
2. Clive (£101) - rich innit
   
3. Neil (6 stones of lamb)
   
4. mmccarthy (Stevie Nicks poster)
   
5. teenslain (stained jeans)
   
6. A lock of Pip's hair.
   
7. Pink £10 (ze german chatted up my Mum, shoot him)
   

1. Dov (£20)
   
2. Clive (£101) - rich innit
   
3. Neil (6 stones of lamb)
   
4. mmccarthy (Stevie Nicks poster)
   
5. teenslain (stained jeans)
   
6. A lock of Pip's hair.
   
7. Pink £10 (ze german chatted up my Mum, shoot him)
   
8. enrico £10 (aus has germany in the world cup)
   

mis-spelling

You ignorant and anachronistic fucking twat.

I'm not anti-hyphenation, BTW.

You ignorant and anachronistic fucking twat.

Splitter!

I'm not anti-hyphenation, BTW.

For the record, where a concatenation of two instances of the same letter occurs, I generally hyphenate.

Excellent, this thread has now become a good place for debating the finer points of hyphenation. My evil plan is a success! Mwahahaha. Now I can get banned, as all that I ever set out to do has been accomplished.

Shut-the-fuck-up-Oliver

Where a concatenation of two instances of the same letter occurs, I generally hyphenate.

co-ordinate.
cooperate.

I swing both ways.

co-ordinate.
cooperate.

I swing both ways.

I was told that due to a lack of anatomy that you dont swing either way.

By random coincidence I have just baked some (vegan) biscuits - how apt!
If anyone is interested because these are lovely. bit like hobnobs but better.
I added some dessicated coconut because thats how I roll.

makes roughly 40-50
8oz self-raise flour
8oz 'Pure' spread
8oz (porridge) oats
5oz sugar
1/2 tsp baking powder
2 tablespoons golden syrup

melt spread in a saucepan and add syrup, baking powder. do not overheat, this should be just melted.
mix dry ingredients and then add liquid one and remix.

spread on baking tray (buttered) in blobs the size of a small walnut and spread to 1cm thickness roughly.

They are just cooling and I've already had 4 with my tea.

Hope this helps.

fuck...

fair shout PGM.