Interview the person beneath you

Trains.

Does it really all come down to sex or to death? This is important.

well, technically it's sex and death. that's all we're about.

christmas cake or mince pie?

neither thanks, I'm full

How do you feel on Sunday evenings?

Fucking great, no job so don't have to get up tomorrow morning.

Top Gear fan Yes or No

Yes

Airship or Lambo?

Airship.

Beer or Cider?

Ska

Ice cream or Jelly?

Fucking great, no job so don't have to get up tomorrow morning.

Top Gear fan Yes or No

Yes!

[strike]Jeremy Clarkson or Daily mail?[/strike]

Cider & Ice Cream.

Sunglasses or Hat?

Sunglasses (but I can't wear them)

Long hair or long beard?

Long beard.

Animal with the best antlers?

irish elk. so big, they died out.

narwahl or beluga?

Beluga.

Alpine horn or french horn?

French horn, more portable.

Why are posters never in landscape?

Us graphic designers love the vertical grid. And it makes it easier to digest information.

Orange squash or lime cordial?

orange squash!

giving or receiving

Giving

Paying or taking for free?

Giving

Tommy Cooper or Harry Hill?

tommy cooper.

what's the worst that could happen?

taking for free

travelling or arriving?

Travelling.

Cheese on toast with Lea Perrins or Lime Pickle?

Lea & Perrins.

Nokia or Sony Ericsson?

Nokia!

Beef or Lamb?

Beef

Tits or Face?

Face

Digital or Film?