Is a Sarcastic Hand Gesture Possible?

Blow them a kiss.

how bout this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LYNX0Az570&feature=player_embedded

i feel a little bit sick now

I go for the slow clap.

As a side note, anyone encroching on the ASL, I just pull up to and instead of a track stand in front of them, I lean on their bonnet. Ultimate passive aggressive move...

That's good. Commuter psy-ops FTW.

If I ever get the occasional rant from a cab driver, I tend to favour the hand puppet 'you're all talk' gesture, which either confuses them or makes them worse.

My favourite 3 are the

1. "What the hell."
   
2. Catching up with them at the next set of lights and riding about 2 miles and hour and making them miss the next green.
   
3. Metal Horn in the Air.
   

i think the wanking off is pretty sarcastic and offensive. suck dis maaaan!

Blow them a kiss.

Oh fuck yeah ... almost forgot about that one ... Make sure you give them a wink afterwards ... if the drive is a guy and driving like an arse, I would give you good odds he is proper homophobic ... will shit him up for the rest of the day.

blowing a kiss can really work

one time a gangster wannabe was driving aggressively and beeping at me

when i blew a kiss his mates all started pissing themselves

Oh fuck yeah ... almost forgot about that one ... Make sure you give them a wink afterwards ... if the drive is a guy and driving like an arse, I would give you good odds he is proper homophobic ... will shit him up for the rest of the day.

This thread is now officially going round in circles... check post 31

This thread is now officially going round in circles... check post 31

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMQ32ITin30&feature=player_embedded

This thread is now officially going round in circles... check post 31

yeah Lucas, pay attention, utfb,htfu etc etc

yeah Lucas, pay attention, utfb,htfu etc etc

Well .... someone obviously didn't get the joke about the circle of life ... never mind. Maybe I shouldn't use such obscure references.

sorry must have missed the bikes on the clip when I watched it on handset, what, there wasn’t any bikes??

No ....

Our biology teacher showed us that clip to explain the nitrogen & carbon cycle.

blow a kiss, wink and a booty shake whilst standing on the pedals.

blowing a kiss can really work

one time a gangster wannabe was driving aggressively and beeping at me

when i blew a kiss his mates all started pissing themselves

We'll Just call you Prancing James from now on xXx

We'll Just call you Prancing James from now on xXx

Or dancing queen?

If the twunt is beeping or shouting a lot, I give a slow open hand-over-mouth yawning gesture and ride off without looking back. Not sure what their reaction is, but I feel superior.

Wave the back of hand to mean 'thanks for allowing me to manoevre, oh venerable driver of motor vehicle who ISN'T trying to squeeze me up against a parked vehicle I'm trying to negotiate'.

Sort of like this, only you see the back of me. And I'm on a bike. And there, sadly, is a lack of flowers in the scene.

Same, but i always have flowers. You don't want the pong of a thousand exhausts hanging around you all day.

The slow clap. Made better when others slow clap with you. Then it forms some sort of audience. Cycle off, regret nothing.

Tried this one for the first time this morning. really liked it.

Tried to combine with the 'Tommy Lee Jones implied facepalm' look, not convinced it works without reading glasses to peer over. Shall carry some in the future.

I managed to keep a Porsche behind my for about half a mile this morning thanks to a few bends and traffic islands which limited his over taking ability as he revved his big engine with nowhere to go

Then when he did find a safe(ish) place to pass at 40+mph he got held up round the next bend by a mile of traffic trying to get over London’s famous river.

I pootled passed with a smile knowing that he was going to be stuck there for a while, and wiggled my little finger as an indication of his genital size and crap silver penis extension.

Subtle & probably lost on him but at least it made me smile.

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