Is a Sarcastic Hand Gesture Possible?

Sometimes I make the internationally recognised gesture for 'the bill, please'. Just to mix things up.

Eh?

Plurabelle wins this thread.

Sometimes I make the internationally recognised gesture for 'the bill, please'. Just to mix things up.

i like that. couple that with calling them a 'total ham sandwich' and you've made my day.

I'm making one right now

I gesture with a French accent. Pour la victoire.

blowing a kiss!

that's a great one

the linesman at the dell used to blow a kiss to the taunting away fans every time he made a decision, used to crack me up.

I run with this one from our Kiwi neighbours... but obviously I do it better.

you are no doubt versed in the ausso haka, balki?

No doubt*, BRM.... but for the benefit of everyone else, please share.

*I have no idea what you're talking about.

it's like the kiwi version, but you do it at the bar, padding your pockets, pretending to look for for your wallet, that you know isn't there/empty/both.

instead of shouting and sticking your tongue out like a twat, you say "you'll have to get this one, i've left my wallet at work..."

I gesture with a French accent. Pour la victoire.

Do you? I hide mine. In fact my "You. Fat. W*nker" (in 3 gestures) is pure mockney.

I slowly clap with just one hand

they never get the message

in a zen way then?

sounds like this:-

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the arm movement is a visual interpretation of the zen vibes coming from my rear wheel, the fact that it is one hand clapping represents the futility of resisting zen. Also that the driver is a wanker.

Thomas Carlyle once remarked that "Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since so good as denounced it."

I sometimes waft my fart at them.

in their general direction?

it's like the kiwi version, but you do it at the bar, padding your pockets, pretending to look for for your wallet, that you know isn't there/empty/both.

instead of shouting and sticking your tongue out like a twat, you say "you'll have to get this one, i've left my wallet at work..."

thats just called a round, isn't it?

Thomas Carlyle once remarked that "Sarcasm is the language of the devil, for which reason I have long since so good as denounced it."

actually he long since* renounced* it. but i do not denounce you for your error.

I think if you're French sarcastic hand gesture may just about be possible otherwise, it might be a bit difficult but it's always worth a go.

I find a good upright posture and Queen's wave works quite well.