SexyBicycles?

This smells of Tony da phoney

You think that the refractory period has finished, he has put the rough buggering to death of Whitcomb Cycles behind him and moved onto a fresh atrocity?

Lfgssconspiracyforum

No but they are following a similar business model, that of writing some bullshit to justify massive markups. Much like this.

YouTube- Harry and Paul- I saw you coming- grocers

Was just a little bit sick in my mouth

This must be some kind of elaborate joke right? It almost all sounds like its been translated from another language by one of those free online translator website thingy's..

'sexy' is such a puke word... like, cot

Domain Details

Domain Name: sexybicycles.com
Creation Date: 23-Oct-2009
Expiration Date: 23-Oct-2014
Status: ok

Registrant ID: 248992
Registrant Name: Matthew Andrew
Registrant Organization: Sexy Bicycles
Registrant Street 1: 20 Langsford St Claremont
Registrant Street 2:
Registrant Street 3:
Registrant City: Perth
Registrant State/Province: WA
Registrant Postal Code: 6010
Registrant Country: au
Registrant Phone: +61.400218425
Registrant FAX:
Registrant Email: matthewandrew9@gmail.com

Admin Name: Matthew Andrew
Admin Organization: Sexy Bicycles
Admin Street 1: 20 Langsford St Claremont
Admin Street 2:
Admin Street 3:
Admin City: Perth
Admin State/Province: WA
Admin Postal Code: 6010
Admin Country:
Admin Phone: +61.400218425
Admin FAX:
Admin Email: matthewandrew9@gmail.com

Tech Name: Matthew Andrew
Tech Organization: Sexy Bicycles
Tech Street 1: 20 Langsford St Claremont
Tech Street 2:
Tech Street 3:
Tech City: Perth
Tech State/Province: WA
Tech Postal Code: 6010
Tech Country:
Tech Phone: +61.400218425
Tech FAX:
Tech Email: matthewandrew9@gmail.com

Name Server 1: ns1.webcity.com.au
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Some cunt from Oz!

Who would have thought it.

Tommy I give you names...you give me details. Remind me not to start an internet hate campaign against you my friend, you'd be at me door in five..

Some cunt from Oz!

Who would have thought it.

ages away from australia though really, perth

Some cunt from Oz!

Who would have thought it.

Well the prices in Australian dollars was a bit of a give away.

WTF does ‘...Clean and pure, the derailleur is the PC and the internal hub gear the MAC drive train according to design!’ mean?. I understood it, if not agreed with it, up to the last five words. They have just been thrown on without even a passing nod to english syntax or grammar rules.

All that carbon negative nonsense is such bollocks, 'currently researching options for' = 'currently doing fuck all'.

'sexy' is such a puke word... like, cot

I think they are nice bicycles.

[QUOTE] Originally Posted by sexycycles homepage
***Female Specific Precision Cycling.

**
Pleasure Seeker is a new female specific subsidiary marquee being developed by Sexy Bicycles. The first stage of this project is the 'City Lady'. These are city cruiser bicycles with numerous luxury and female specific aspects.

City Lady employs a revolutionary chain free drive train (shaft drive) combined with an 8-speed internal hub gear system a lightweight aluminum frame and disc breaks. In keeping with the Sexy Bicycles ethos these bicycles are extremely clean and simple to maintain and operate and with their designer aesthetic will provide a cycling experience unique in this category of cycling.

City Lady is currently in the design and sampling stage with a product release scheduled for early 2010.

Following the release of the City Lady Pleasure seeker will be releasing a series of female specific racing style bicycles 'Racey Lady' and following that a range of female specific fixed gear / single speeds 'Fixie Lady'*

oh ffs, their ladies bike is apparently called "the pleasure seeker" and is "shaft-driven"[/QUOTE]

"Sexy Bicycles is currently researching options for carbon offsets for all of our company activities. The intended outcome of this is for Sexy Bicycles to be able to produce a net reduction in carbon output. The equation being that, as customers ride their carbon neutral product rather than driving or using other carbon producing forms of transport their on going carbon footprint will go down taking Sexy Bicycles carbon outputs beyond the neutral into the negative."

...and they're professing to save the fucking planet. The all round cunt package dishing out 'bikes' in a myriad of colours including 'Dale Winton Blue'. They may as well sponsor X Factor, Big Brother and the ilk and go the whole hog.

Oi! There is already a thread for this sort of guff:

http://www.londonfgss.com/thread19620.html

Dreadful bikes all round.

Platters clearly hasn't been proofreading with his full attention on 'female specific subsidiary marquee'. I can understand, it's painful, I gave up soon after this phrase.

I think they are nice bicycles.

Of course. You wouldn't know the meaning of 'sexy' if it stood up in your soup.

I think they are nice bicycles.

what do bicycles have to do with anything?

TBH I've seen worse looking home-build fixiewixie bikes on the streets of London...the component parts of which totalling more than these bikes.....so it's not a new concept to make ugly dayglo bikes with ill-matched parts for lots of money....

Of course. You wouldn't know the meaning of 'sexy' if it stood up in your soup.

no need to rub it in.

what do bicycles have to do with anything?

agreed. over-rated, IMO.

Keep up, you dozy fucks..
http://www.londonfgss.com/post1062578-5.html

http://sexybicycles.com/

https://www.lfgss.com/thread33278.html

I "utfs"...promise!

I'm think the designer should be blinded

I think he already was.

This might make me unpopular but I think the "release" one isn't that bad - I wouldn't have put the green stuff on it but loads of people round london seem to like the green.

Quinn, that's a bit mental replying to a post from November 09.

indeed...just with some mad price tags and limited production
:/