SexyBicycles?

"Sexy Bicycles is currently researching options for carbon offsets for all of our company activities. The intended outcome of this is for Sexy Bicycles to be able to produce a net reduction in carbon output. The equation being that, as customers ride their carbon neutral product rather than driving or using other carbon producing forms of transport their on going carbon footprint will go down taking Sexy Bicycles carbon outputs beyond the neutral into the negative."

...and they're professing to save the fucking planet. The all round cunt package dishing out 'bikes' in a myriad of colours including 'Dale Winton Blue'. They may as well sponsor X Factor, Big Brother and the ilk and go the whole hog.

I think they might be some sort of brilliant hoax.

To sum up.

We are not keen.

Sir Les Patterson - he's a legend! I didn't know he designed bikes - another feather in his cap.

"sexy bicycles"
oh fuck off, it's cunts like this that make me want to give up cycling.

See, it's not all bad.

You take that back.

Croc Dundee is a leg end.

Sir les is even better.

But if he designed a bike, it would have an engine

Weird. at first the orange-ness reminded me of something else.. but then i started to really look at it and I think its strange. The company's choice of names sounds like its a sausage fest gone hard - or their 12.. either way, bad move boys.

See, it's not all bad.

you can fuck off too, Mr "I don't know why I bother getting up in the morning"

Sir les is even better.

But if he designed a bike, it would have an engine

It would have an engine and run on cheap urine-tasting lager!

You'd lose that bet .

+1

So, is the unicack brigade upping their game?

"To Quote an internal hub enthusiast ‘Clean and pure, the derailleur is the PC and the internal hub gear the MAC drive train according to design!’"

ooooh!

i guess that, as per usual, this thread will rank pretty high if you google their name

you can fuck off too, mr "i don't know why i bother getting up in the morning"

lol :)

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You´ve all forgot to mention that (e.g.) Mars^^^ costs only £900!

£900! That's the funniest thing I've seen all day!

With our pursuit to be a part of the evolution of cycling and our desire to embrace new technologies and products has come a further Sexy Bicycles marquee 'BASE'. BASE will produce a series of road and fixed/single speed bicycles with a belt driven system as opposed to the traditional chain drive.

I can't imagine a belt-drive singlespeed marquee... marque more like.

This is too ridiculous! *Must *be a joke.

I like the brown one.

This one even has a nose:

That explains the price then.

The brown-nosed one is a tad cheaper...

racism... pure colour-based discrimination.

I really hate those wheels.

I'm think the designer should be blinded, and locked in a basement where he/she can do no more harm to the world.

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I hate you all for making me look at that website.

1700 euros for the wavelength! WTF! The only good thing about them are the tyres.

What's going on with the cut out on the Mars? It's not even the right curve, it looks like someones done it by eye with a pad saw. Trueleeeeeeee fucking shockin efforts.