Does Balki really exist?

So does this mean that you now accept he exists, Clive?

Oliver

Pictures of a man naked apart from a small item around his groin have not persuaded you of the exitence of either Tarzan or Jesus and so why would I be persuaded of Balki's existence by a picture of a similarly clad man stepping out of a swimming pool?

If he turns up to and races in the Rolla event tomorrow, my doubts will cease.

This is now my desktop.

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I'm also tempted, not sure if work will let me.

Clivo + Balki race?

tandem.

egg and spoon race.

3 legged race!

This is now my desktop.

http://static.londonfgss.com/attachments/19230d1261392743-_0011566.jpg

It's like an aye-aye. You wouldn't want to touch one but you generally hope that things get better for it in the future.

I've done worse.

So will you be there tomorrow to prove to those who doubt it that you actuially exist?

Only 25% of voters think that you do. 82 people bothered to vote. Don't you sometimes get doubts about you own reality when faced with statistics like that?

Creature from Balki lagoon, the motion picture.

So will you be there tomorrow to prove to those who doubt it that you actuially exist?

Only 25% of voters think that you do. 82 people bothered to vote. Don't you sometimes get doubts about you own reality when faced with statistics like that?

[ame]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsism[/ame]

Basic summary:
Only Balki exists;
Even if something other than Balki exists, nothing can be known about it; and
Even if Balki could know something about it, Balki has no way of communicating that knowledge to others.

Pictures of a man naked apart from a small item around his groin have not persuaded you of the exitence of either Tarzan or Jesus and so why would I be persuaded of Balki's existence by a picture of a similarly clad man stepping out of a swimming pool?

Both Tarzan and Jesus are dead. I rest my case.

If he turns up to and races in the Rolla event tomorrow, my doubts will cease.

What if he only turns up but doesn't race?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solipsism

Basic summary:
Only cliveo exists;
Even if something other than cliveo exists, nothing can be known about it; and
Even if cliveo could know something about it, cliveo has no way of communicating that knowledge to others.

Balki is innocent!

(Well, in this case.)

What if he only turns up but doesn't race?

No dice. Racing or he doesn't exist.

Actually, this thread now needs to be renamed to 'Pool: Does Balki really exist?'

No dice. Racing or he doesn't exist.

What if he's faster than you on the rollers?

I will be suitably impressed.

I'll have a tenner on Balki.

Actually, this thread now needs to be renamed to 'Pool: Does Balki really exist?'

If someone could even just add a 'danger: here be nudey pictures of Balki' that would have really helped, like, five minutes ago

Balki, nude.

Swoons.

Festive pick me up.

Have you tried a sherry, Andy dear?

Sherry rose tints everything.

Quite Clearly.

If someone could even just add a 'danger: here be nudey pictures of Balki' that would have really helped, like, five minutes ago

Creature from Balki lagoon, the motion picture.

Ah, don't be so squeamish. You can really only see his shoulders. :)

If someone could even just add a 'danger: here be nudey pictures of Balki' that would have really helped, like, five minutes ago

PM'd

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AX2IoxLrPC0