The abstinence thread

You're my kind of man.

I'll bring the Quavers and the Rambo box set.

I would recommend the Baileys if sir's having the Quavers

Was going to lay off the grog for a month but I've got a very good bottle of red, a very good bottle of white, a vintage Champagne, three bottles of Dissorono, a bottle of 10 year old port and some fake Baileys burning a hole in my drinks cabinet. OH WELL.

I like my Disaronno. Not sure I like it 3 bottles worth. I also like my Port. And my Baileys. And good red. It's uncanny.

What's your mum's name?

I like my Disaronno. Not sure I like it 3 bottles worth. I also like my Port. And my Baileys. And good red. It's uncanny.

What's your mum's name?

I don't know if that means you might be brothers or you might be Crispin's dad.

He is whatever I tell him he is. Easy mostly, after guzzling all that gear.

After one bottle he's anyone's.

After three bottles he's everyone's.

beginning to think abstinence isn't all its cracked up to be

Rioja.

I haz some.

I think we need to start a boozer's thread...

Or get hippy merging all threads related to booze.

Or just merge all the booze into one glass and neck it to see what happens.

You've been on a night out with him then?

Apparently he's like the cookie monster, only he's not blue and he's not eating biscuits and he's not American but he's just drinking everything and his eyes roll round, and he makes a growling OMNOMNOMNOM noise.

Rioja.

I haz some.

All gone.

Now for the rum.

beginning to think abstinence isn't all its cracked up to be

dont let these weak fools tempt you.
now wheres that kilo of chocolate i bought?

Apparently he's like the cookie monster, only he's not blue and he's not eating biscuits and he's not American but he's just drinking everything and his eyes roll round, and he makes a growling OMNOMNOMNOM noise.

Is it just me that keeps reading the title of this as "The absinthe thread"?

Yes. And coming from me, that's saying something. ;)

Hippy collects empty glasses in his local - in return, they let him drink the drips tray in his 'special' glass.

4 days without smoking, feeling very edgy at this minute though, really need somebody to give me an excellent reason not to go and buy a packet.

But secretly I want somebody to tell me I can have a packet because smoking is cool.

That it's not a secret.

Fuck it, I'm going for a run then I'm going to eat an entire pack of Fox's extremely chocolatey cookies. I'm sure I read somewhere the best way to quite smoking is overeating and an unhealthy addiction to exercise.

Fuck it! Run to the shop and buy 20 Marlboro Red because smoking is cool. Eat the biscuits too.

You'll have women literally hurling themselves at you as you saunter home, smoking and eating a digestive.

If you really want to land the bitches you'll need a fixie with breakless. Ride that, smoke the fags and chomp the biscuits.

PLAYA!!!

9 years without drinking, smoking, taking drugs and i'm not missing anything.