Bikejacking on Kingsland Road

gasp

:D

that's cool, I still don't like you for your fakenger comment.

Well,at least you weren't called a f*cking hipster!

funny you say that, some cunt with polo mallet shouted that at me hours before my bike got nicked.

my money is on rpm

funny you say that, some cunt with polo mallet shouted that at me hours before my bike got nicked.

What a shit day that was!

I blame BMMF.

My fave cuss was when I was riding from Muddy Hell to the Regent with Corny on Saturday night... "Fixie wankers!" they bellowed... I think they were just smelly, illiterate couriers out on the jolly... I pissed myself laughing... :D

A motor cyclist once told me to get "a real bike".

A girl once told me they liked me.

she lied Tommy, i am sorry about that

Why would she lie to me when I had just given her £10? That would be a horrid thing to do.

Probably *my *fault.

Why would she lie to me when I had just given her £10? That would be a horrid thing to do.

it was pip.
he liked you, but lied about being a woman

I'm heart broken. I won't remove the gag next time, saves the disappointment.

and the ropes

dave, come for a beer with us tonight, gonna PM ya my mobile number.

yo, i can't man. I'm still recovering from this aids flu I have, not drank anything since friday. Def up for easts the following week though.

i dont think i can reason with fucking anyone, jus puttin my points across
allow takin the piss

To be honest I've actually left the immediate vicinity now but i've no doubt i'll be back at some point. Spent many happy years living there, on the junction of Mare Street and Kingsland rd

You must mean somewhere else. Mare Street and Kingsland Road do not have a junction.

They used to call Upper Clapton Road that after a spate of yardie type gang shootings in the area in the mid 90s.

There were two shootings on UCR, but most of the notorious ones were on Lower CR or around it. Several were associated with the Palace Pavilion and Chimes nightclubs, and most of them happened in the late 90s/early 2000s.

Olliver would be able to help out with the statistics here but I'm pretty sure that the majority of people in the UK have a bike- albeit a rusty one they last used in 1998 that is now in the shed tied to a ladder with a hose.

There are millions of unused bikes but I don't think I've ever considered any figures relating to that worth remembering.

Shut up, Oliver...

You must mean somewhere else. Mare Street and Kingsland Road do not have a junction.

Probably in between the two areas/in the vicinity. Big deal.

Come on, let's get this thread fired up again!!

My fave cuss was when I was riding from Muddy Hell to the Regent with Corny on Saturday night... "Fixie wankers!" they bellowed... I think they were just smelly, illiterate couriers out on the jolly... I pissed myself laughing... :D

But then if the Gatsby fits...

:-)