Interesting/unusual/rare/odd experiences/visits/tales

To shamelessly rip-off an interesting thread I saw on another forum: what have you done that would fascinate me? What's the most unusual person you've met, place you've been or thing you've done?

I bet there are some amazing stories here, with 10,000 of us. So amaze me.

I was in Yootha Joyce's house when she died.

. . . actually thinking about it we all have probably got numerous weird/odd/strange tales, I am sure we could all list a few.

Although I always like to also point out that I once urinated on Kylie Minouge's mum (happy times).

:)

Here's one of mine; I once got to fly about Cyprus in a helicopter dropping off soldiers, waiting for them to run elsewhere and picking them up again, all day. The idea was to make it look like there was a lot of soldiers when there wasn't.

I once pissed on Kylie Minogue's mum at a gig...

:)

This one night, I had a dream that i could levitate... and when i woke up, i tried doing it again and i could still do it! And then i woke up and i couldn't.

I once pissed on Kylie Minogue's mum at a gig...

:)

Storeystealer ! :)

It was not actually at a gig.

Peter Ackroyd begged me to let him suck my cock. True story.

Matthew Ashman (of BowWowWow and early Antz fame) spent a whole Schoolly D gig chatting to me thinking I was Mick Jones from The Clash... True story... No cocks involved tho'... And I was wearing a Panama...

Matthew Ashman (of BowWowWow and early Antz fame) spent a whole Schoolly D gig chatting to me thinking I was Mick Jones from The Clash...

Brilliant ! :)

I bet you didn't have the heart to tell him . . .

tbh I thought he was just another gay man trying to turn me... Used to happen a lot when I was younger, skinnier and loads more retarded... ;]

My mates dad used to sing for Black Sabbath, and I saw his newest band in about 2002, at the Stourbridge Rock Cafe, and the guitarist had a skelington outfit on, it was rad.

My ex won two tickets for us to sit in the studio while The White Stripes played a live radio session, VERY LOUDLY, back in 2001.

I've seen Martin Degville of Sigue Sigue Sputnik naked, except for a long quill pen with a feather sticking out of it.

The horror...the horror...

I had breakfast 'round Jools Holland's house.

Peter Ackroyd begged me to let him suck my cock. True story.

Would that make you his 'London Lickpenis", Tom?

Lionel Blair touched my knee.
i quite enjoyed it and still get a frisson of excitement when i think about the momentous occasion

I smoked a joint with Joanna Lumley, she lipsticked the roach and I kept it for ages.

My ex-girlfriends father went out with Ozzie Osbournes ex-wife, and went around to see her when Ozzie was in the back garden taking a shot gun to the chickens.

Last week, I walked around Kate Nash's Flat, saw her guitars and awards and stuff.

She wasn't there though.

Utterly rubbish trivia agogo:

Rod Stewart asked my aunt out on the french riviera when she was a model in the sixties. She said no.

Oh oh oh! My Mum used to go out with Murray Head, brother of Buffy the Vampire slayer actor Anthony Head, and singer of one hit wonder 'One Night in Shanghai'. He could have been my Dad.

My actual Dad was on the front page of the Telegraph getting hauled away by two police, one carrying him by each arm, in 1968 during an anti-apartheid riot in Trafalgar Square

After a charity concert, Rolf Harris sat on my knee.

I read that as '...set fire to me knee' and was all like wtf??

My old man solved the Tracy Andrews murder case.

Michael Hesaltine drove a tank at my Grandmother at Greenham Common, and policeman broke her thumb.