Any question answered...

(Preferably someone with a BMX...)

Actually, I'm in the need of borrowing a freewheel for my Frip-Frop hub.
I'm taking my 26" wheeled monster to the track. No flopping about.
Anyone? Freewheel/BMX cog?

i dont have a spare one, but they sell decent bmx freewheels at lock 7 for about 8 squid

My nephew will be six in september. Is that too young for me to get him a full size bmx?

How tall is he?

The cleaner just found a little baggie with the remains of some white power in it in the toilets of my work. We have some dodgy clients so no doubt it was one of them.
The bag has little pound symbol on it, anyone know what its likely to be?

what does it smell like?

powdered bank notes?

The cleaner just found a little baggie with the remains of some white power in it in the toilets of my work. We have some dodgy clients so no doubt it was one of them.
The bag has little pound symbol on it, anyone know what its likely to be?

dab it axle foley style

Nothing on the baggie could help you find out what it is.
Only way to know is to dab some, but id guess it'd be coke, bad coke.

Anthrax.

Emergency evacuation into the sun time.

How i wish it was that. I am not enjoying it work today.
Maybe if I try the power it'll help...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzpRU347BDU

Fuck drinking in the park... WHO'S UP FR SOME BMX!?

Is there a teachers' training day in your school today?

The bag has little pound symbol on it, anyone know what its likely to be?

Depend who you are working for.

If you work for Saxa then it's probably a salt sample.

If I hit an unarmed man with a baton and he dies, will I get away with it?

depends. are there any witnesses?

wipe the prints.
place baton in baddy's hands.

SUICIDE.

How tall is he?

He's only about a metre tall at the mo, that sounds too small doesn't it.

Nah. Some dude might be filming it though. I plan on forgetting what happened and ignoring all the evidence.

wipe the prints.
place baton in baddy's hands.

SUICIDE.

Repped... for making tea (with a bit of nommed Oreo) come out of my nose.

perhaps if you're just a bit more careful when you're doing your majorettes routine this wouldn't even be a problem.

If a tree falls in the forest and there is no one around to hear it, do all the other trees laugh?

already asked on photography bit but all quiet..

need some advice.

I'm meant to be taking some photos of a group ride this evening.

I have the following equipment but very limited experience etc.

pentax ist DSLR
50mm 1.7 prime (manual focus)
28mm 2.0 prime (manual focus, but allows ttl metering)
Some kind of kit zoom lens which i've never really used (auto focus) which came with the camera.

I will be taking most shots at the top of hills where they're slowest to give myself a bit of a chance.

What would people recommend as far as set up etc goes? use the zoom as the autofocus will help? Tripod? use the built in flash (which i've never succesfully used previously so now i forget is even there)

the light will be failing by the time they get to the later climbs.

any advice much appreciated.

When the ice cream van chimes down my road, do I run out and get an ice cream?
(thus ensuring they visit every day for the next 6 months)
or do I ignore ?
(like I did last year and not have them come down here at all).

put up a sign outside saying "Dear Ice Cream Man, please drive down here every day, I don't want an ice cream now but I might do tomorrow."