Any question answered...

What is the name of the icey treat that looks like a zoom (It's a rocket shape) but has banana in the middle and strawberry on top and something blackcurrent as well maybe? All of it is ice except for the banana bit which is kinda ice creamy. The banana ice cream bit is a sort of shell that once eaten off reveals strawberry beneath.

This has been annoying me all day. Anyone got any ideas?

Fuck! you've just ruined my day ;). I loved that lolly.. But now can't remember what it was called either fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

From right: Feast, Fruit Pastil lolly, Calippo, Twister and Fab

Fabs - oh how I love thee

Random question - I want to mount the bike stand thing that I bought off here the other day, and preferably have it butted against a ceiling joist.

The joists in a house are set out at regular intervals, but I've forgotten the width of the interval.

Is it 3 feet or something?

use a stud finder

or [insert hilarious forumenger name here] as they're also called.

ceiling joists should be standard(ish) but my experience, limited as it is, shows that standards are not always followed if the fitter is not being scrutinised.

or try lighting the ceiling from a tight angle and see if you can make out the platerboard nails or screws

Or drill lots of holes until you find a stud.

Now, where are my knog gecko lights?

Or drill lots of holes until you find a stud.

Now, where are my knog gecko lights?

That coincides with the 'Cruising' article in this month's Timeout, just saying.

twister is definately the best of that bunch.
you can get mini twisters with the pink on the outside and the green in the middle... you gotta love those crazymad guys at twister HQ...

My kids go apeshit for Fab lollies.

Every kid in their school does.

I really hope paedos don't get wise to this, because those frozen treats would soon become nonce currency.

yeah my son goes mental for anything from the iceceram van. he's 4 so it's basically like injecting speed straight in to his heart...

Solero.. FTW!

meat platter followed by mini inside out twisters FTW!

yeah my son goes mental for anything from the iceceram van. he's 4 so it's basically like injecting speed straight in to his heart...

My lad's four as well! Just the sound of an ice cream van makes his pupils dilate.

forget currency, all they'd need is a paint set and they'd have there own little fruit pastil lolly to temp the kids with :(

My kids go apeshit for Fab lollies.

Every kid in their school does.

I really hope paedos don't get wise to this, because those frozen treats would soon become nonce currency.

forget currency, all they'd need is a paint set and they'd have there own little fruit pastil lolly to temp the kids with :(

There was a paedo operating in Bridlington, the nearest coastal town to me.
The evil fucker ran a face painting booth.
People dropped their kids off, he'd take them inside, gas them, then him and his mate would tamper with the kids and take pictures, quickly draw on their faces then shove them back out all bewildered looking like Ronald McDonald.

What a horrible, horrible cunt of a man.

fuck fuck fuck fuck! is that true?! there's a fine line between being over brearing with your kids and endangering them, basically i always keep one eye on my boy cos of shit like this :(

My lad's four as well! Just the sound of an ice cream van makes his pupils dilate.

haha, my little sisters are 5, and i look after them alot, but im poor, so they dont know the icecream van.
they think its a mystical car that drives around with music for fun...
is that mean??

haha. i did that with my boy till recently. one they wize up to it there's no going back!

fuck fuck fuck fuck! is that true?! there's a fine line between being over brearing with your kids and endangering them, basically i always keep one eye on my boy cos of shit like this :(

hideously true.

http://www.thefreelibrary.com/Paedophile+lured+girls+with+seaside+face-painting%3B+POLICE+FIND+HOARD...-a0126702957

haha, my little sisters are 5, and i look after them alot, but im poor, so they dont know the icecream van.
they think its a mystical car that drives around with music for fun...
is that mean??

No, that's genius.
Being a parent at the moment means being poor. Lads I work with just don't understand how tight money is.
Kids are really savvy now too, without understanding where money comes from.
My kids are fairly naive by modern standards, but if they're a bit thirsty they ask me to buy a bottle of water. We're like four minutes from home and they want to buy a bottle of water.
I don't buy bottle of water. I bring bottles of tap water out with me.

thats exactly it!!!
although my sisters new one is 'dont worry we can just buy some more'
so everything is replaceable,
one of them broke their nintendo DS's and just said that it'd be ok coz theres more in asda
bloody cheek

"He pleaded guilty to 57 counts of indecent assault, child abduction, indecency with children, administering a noxious substance and taking indecent pictures..."

cry :(

There was a paedo operating in Bridlington, the nearest coastal town to me.
The evil fucker ran a face painting booth.
People dropped their kids off, he'd take them inside, gas them, then him and his mate would tamper with the kids and take pictures, quickly draw on their faces then shove them back out all bewildered looking like Ronald McDonald.

What a horrible, horrible cunt of a man.

if someone was to do that kind of shit to my sister i would have to kill them real slowly

Back to the question, does anyone know what ice cream I'm talking about? This is still bothering me.

Last night I dreamt that I was a child again and I was with my mum outside Tescos and all the other children with their mums had the ice cream that I can't remember the name of. My mum wouldn't get me one because I didn't know what it was called, then all children and their mums started laughing at me with their mouths covered in ice cream, then my own mum turned round and her mouth was covered in ice ream and she started laughing at me too. I think it was a nightmare.