Any question answered...

Yes

Consider the Bar Fly 2.0 too. Puts the computer on the same level as the bars, rather than above it.

The buttons are easier to reach with the SRAM design

Handkerchiefs. Is there some sort of super fancy version or is 100% cotton the best I'm going to find?

Cotton, for using and washing at high temperatures. Consider big, bold colours if you want to show off and look flashy.

Just wipe it on the curtains.

How do you think all the denimeers get that mad whiskering?

What's a denimeers?

Whiskering I can guess at but normally it happens just before curtain wiping.

denimatrixes

Are you trying to confuse me?

And arouse me?

You are.

I was going to post this in our other conversal, but in answer to the 2nd one: yes, but only because it comes easily.

Handkerchiefs. Is there some sort of super fancy version or is 100% cotton the best I'm going to find?

Linen is an option, opinion varies on whether it's actually better than cotton, but it's generally more expensive so if it's just about the bling...

It generally lasts longer too.

How long do you want a small piece of material you use to contain the stuff that comes out of your body in last?

My acolytes demand nothing but the best.

I'm confroused again.

How long do you want a small piece of material you use to contain the stuff that comes out of your body to last?

At least until I pull out :-)

smidsy

When trying to determine what is making my bike pull to one side when riding none handed, what should I look for?
The frame has been checked for alignment.
How would a carbon fork cause a problem, I would have thought if it was bent it would be broken?

Use socks

Or mitts

When trying to determine what is making my bike pull to one side when riding none handed, what should I look for?
The frame has been checked for alignment.
How would a carbon fork cause a problem, I would have thought if it was bent it would be broken?

Tight cables? Headset installation? Wheel straight (both the wheel itself and it's place in the dropouts)?