Any question answered...

I think anyone using "tot" to refer to a small child needs to be stood in the corner with a pointy hat on.

Tot is a measure of whisky.

Kindles- do they have a web browser built in? and if so, what can you browse?

yes, youporn.com

I'm sorry Horatio.... It is.

Not all of it. But some of it definitely is.

I'm sorry.

yes, youporn.com

quiet, fauxble.

Tot is a measure of whisky.

whisky, and gary glitter

both come in small tots

suck a dick!

Kindles- do they have a web browser built in? and if so, what can you browse?

Yep, and anything without video, albeit in black and white.

Amazon cache it and send on a black and white low res version of the page you are after to speed things along and save on bandwidth.

It's pretty good, all things considered- Horatio used his to post on here when he was away Polo'ing in Europe.

fuck, that's amazing. and free!

Also, because Amazon cache it and then send it to you from their servers in country it neatly sidesteps national firewalls/filtering- the easiest way of viewing an uncensored version of the Internet in China right now is with a Kindle.

Why did I clean my chain this weekend?
From making no noise, the fucker now sounds like a pepper mill.

Is Britain really like this?

Just in case anyone is wondering, here is the truth behind that headline
http://tabloid-watch.blogspot.com/search/label/halal

Why did I clean my chain this weekend?
From making no noise, the fucker now sounds like a pepper mill.

shit, this! my chain is rusting...!!! fUUFUUFUUUUUUUUUU

Rusting?

Add wet lube.

Good as new.

i only have dry lube.

foreveralone.jpg

ha

How TF do Garim employ such ficktards to write their manuals?

maybe because they know the guys reading them can't even spell "fucktard"

Or, mebbe they are writing them for people like you?

Can I use a 25.8mm bar with a 26.0mm stem?

Yes

Is the 25.8 size intended to let the bar be used with 25.4 and 26.0 stems?

No

If not what is it for?

It's not 'for' anything, it's just different manufacturers calling things which are essentially the same by different names, cf. Deda 31.7 bars & everybody else 31.8.

OD and roundness tolerance on bars is seldom held to much less than 0.2mm

How do you pronounce "Pou Pou"? Is it Poo Poo or Po Po or what? Tanks a million.

Why did I clean my chain this weekend?
From making no noise, the fucker now sounds like a pepper mill.

This, once the nice weather returns (Feb I hope) I'm buying a new chain, until then I'm just putting lube on it once a fortnight.

Once a fortnight? Gadzooks, I oil my chain once a quarter and it considers itself lucky.

Reported for cruelty to chains.

RSPCC.

+

once a week.