Any question answered...

Jesus is rolling over in his cloud seeing all these dicks selling the bible. Fuck you bible!

Do you want me to look for torrents? You know, this is what Jesus would do.

Checked demonoid. Only a PDF. But found these guys which made me laugh:

Pirates for Christ! Ha!

I think it says soldiers...

He's working on a PhD you know.

About pirates.

And Christ.

I'm going to the pub.

Yep, pdfs only. Found loadsa porn as well. Busy now...

1)
The previous tenant for the new flat has not left us any window keys.

How/where do you get new window keys from?

2)
What would be a good program to use (on Linux) to lay out the plan of a flat/house, the program to allow rapid changes to be easily made, for example deleting internal walls/moving doors/similar

3)
Can one report to the DVLA a car registered in Alicante for them to remove?

It has thick moss growing on, under and around it, equal to the car next to it which, from inspecting the tax disc, last moved six years ago.

3)
Can one report to the DVLA a car registered in Alicante for them to remove?

It has thick moss growing on, under and around it, equal to the car next to it which, from inspecting the tax disc, last moved six years ago.

only if its on the public highway. you might need to push it on. the council might collect an abandoned vehicle though.

Private road, which is why the council have not yet vanished it I imagine. I will try reporting it as abandoned.

If its truly abandoned you might be able to sell it to a scrap metal/vehicle yard, they get cash from the government for recycling so they'll pay for old cars. maybe only £50.

I just want it gone. Entertainingly the black Golf next to the Alicantian Merc has a number of bits of A4 on the dash with "You move me it's theft! I will sue you!"

Clearly over the past five/six years other people have tried to get the selfish cunt to move/scrap it.

What borough of London's famous London do you inhabit Dammit?

Set them alight, wait until they're ablaze, then call the fire brigade. Get the council to remove the burn out cars in the morning.

What borough of London's famous London do you inhabit Dammit?

Moving to Forest Hill

Anyone in the Stoke Newington area got a Shimano BB extractor I can borrow for a day or two? Thanks

Set them alight, wait until they're ablaze, then call the fire brigade. Get the council to remove the burn out cars in the morning.

Overhanging trees issue. Might burn down the entire place.

If it was mine, I'd sue you.

Some cunt tried to report my unfinished project on two occasions. If it's a private parking space - deal with it.

If it's outside your house - push it away.

as long as you're insured what's the problem - complete new fit out to your flat

Overhanging trees issue. Might burn down the entire place.

Good start on the property ladder, Neil :-)

If it was mine, I'd sue you.

Some cunt tried to report my unfinished project on two occasions. If it's a private parking space - deal with it.

If it's outside your house - push it away.

Project is slightly different from a car left to rot for 5/6 years.

It's got moss growing on it- it's starting to look like a hobbit might be living in it.

Lock smith for the keys as the may have number on or be standard.

Don't get stressed about the cars live and let live.

Have a spotty and red area of my face fro angle grinding metal.

How do I make the spots/redness go away? Can't even shave as the skin is sore and i'll just cut it open.