Any question answered...

I’d love for a change to driving on the other side of the road to be done on a part-time basis as an introduction. As in, Mondays and Wednesdays only are for driving on the right, the rest of the week is as normal.

This is obviously completely theoretical.

If Britain decided that we should fall in line with the rest of the civilised world and drive on the right, how would it be done?

Would there be a certain time at which everyone suddenly had to change lanes (like in Wee Britain), or would they close all roads for a day, or would they do it region by region?

I love the idea of huge, sweeping changes like that. I can't wait for the queen to die so suddenly all our coins are out of date.

You would also need to convert all your shitty British cars to LHD.

Anyway left hand side for the win.

So, my helmet straps are too long. I need to cut them. Last time I tried, I used scissors and used a lighter to try to tidy up the fraying. Ended up with a melted pile of plastic and styrofoam and severe damage to my lungs.

I'm thinking about putting a knife on the hob til it's red hot and carving through.

Is there any technique to this?

Yes. You need to film it.

Yeah, put the knife on the hob until it's red hot, then cut. Diagonally.

I'm going to set myself on fire, right?

Let me finish this bottle of red so I fuck it up better

Get a gun soldering iron and use that to melt through the webbing on your straps.

Ok... Ive deglazed the pan with cheap red and a bit of rosmary... whats next?

Heat up your teeth then bite through it.

This has worked for me in the past.

Fuck, that soup looks grim...

Is there actually any good advice here because I have a knive on the stove. Burnt Vegemite does smell fucking good though

Knife

persoanly, I will cut with the scissors and then burn, very carefully with a lighter...

heating up any tool, will fuck it up, plus, making the whole thing more delicate

Well, the knife is looking a bit shit.

Ha! It fucking works!

like a hot knife through burnt polyester

^for srs.

the knife is hot so it'll cauterise the wound as it cuts so no blood.

win/win

Brand yourself on one side only with the Olympics logo, draw a line down your middle and designate one side as a games lane and then you can fine people £130 if they go anywhere near that side.

^repped

except LOGOC's brand managers will then own your body.

balki is a closet sub-dom so he'd like that I reckon

just remember that you can't use Games, Twenty-Twelve, 2012, Two Thousand and Twelve, London, medals, sponsors, summer, gold, silver or bronze as a safeword.

Bam!

and yeah, im gonna cook on that tonight

is the wall of your kitchen padded?