Any question answered...

hmm thats not right, how come dancing james looks like a cunt then?

^ ;)

...and its head bangs together as it walks.

you get little bits of corn in your poo.

it's just because they want to return to the cob.

3,5 or multi angle valve job?

who the fuck puts rasins in bread!?

Mr. Kipling!

bastard.. i was looking forward to that sandwich too

toast it. make it deli-licious.

Why does my shoulder hurt?

Who cares? They are not fit for human consumption. They taste like someone already ate them.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaa!

Where can I purchase a black quill stem? I've googled long and hard and cant find anything.

http://www.petracycles.co.uk/product_info.php?language=en&currency=GBP&products_id=20261&source=googlepbs

I mean... I've not actually googled "long and hard", I've googled "black quill stem" and "stem threaded steerer" and stuff.

Cheaper
http://www.richardsonsonline.co.uk/acc_info.php?id=909&item=Adjustable%20Quill%20Alloy%20Stem%2025.4%20x%20110mm%20Black

Too expensive
http://www.sbrsports.com/143-240178

Cheers andy, but those adjustable ones look shite...

I want something like this but black:

http://www.sjscycles.co.uk/product.asp?pf_id=5388&src=froogle

Too expensive
http://www.sbrsports.com/143-240178

I'd buy that for a third of the price.

who the fuck puts rasins in bread!?

That'll be from the batches unfortunate enough to be kneaded under this...

who the fuck puts rasins in bread!?

Raisin toast + butter + vegemite FTW!

So basically, ~0 degree rise and 90mm - ish

$70 on here http://www.chariandconyc.com/nitto-technomicstemblack80mm.aspx

Where can I purchase a black quill stem? I've googled long and hard and cant find anything.

Wrong clamp diameter.
http://www.universalcycles.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=21445
fugly,
http://www.universalcycles.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=16576
too erect, and
http://www.universalcycles.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=11152
wtf?
http://www.universalcycles.com/shopping/product_details.php?id=7470

Hope that helps ;)

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