Any question answered...

Why do Americans and British say different names describing the same thing, eg: chips vs crisps, cookies vs biscuits etc

Will tonights episode of Question time be interesting or a complete circus?

+how do you differentiate between a cake and a buiscit

YouTube - John Shuttleworth Cake or Biscuit

+how do you differentiate between a cake and a buiscit

Cakes go hard when they are stale.
Biscuits go soft when they are stale.

Rogue pixcel, well spotted. Don't know how it got there but if we all voted BNP I'm pretty sure there'd be less of the buggers around

question: what's a rogue pixel? My knowledge of web design is weak-as but surely if you code a banner for example it would read something like: "height- 45px, width - inf, fill black" or something..Where then does a single angry pixel get the bravado to say "No. None of that. I'm going my own way" Or something.
I could understand it if it were a case of someone making a black bar in photoshop and then thinking - yeah sod it - let's erase a pixelworth of black and then insert it as an image acting as the banner. But on Business Week? I know that shit's dry, I have to read it - but dry enough so that the only way to alleviate the tension is to fuck with other peoples minds and pixels?
My head is having a Scanners moment. I need answers. Stat.

Will tonights episode of Question time be interesting or a complete circus?

Interesting.

I cheated, as its already started.

so jaffa cakes are a fake.

Jaffa cakes are fucking filth!

so jaffa cakes are a fake.

there was a whole debate about jaffa cakes being biscuits or cakes. as they go hard when stale, they were classified by mcvities as cakes. they eventually won a court ruling and are therefore exempt from VAT.

so they're the real deal.

Who cares? They are not fit for human consumption. They taste like someone already ate them.

Will tonights episode of Question time be interesting or a complete circus?

Im trying to watch it, but the subtitles are slow.

Thank you, lemon puff anyone...

Should I start sending love letters to Bonnie Greer, who was a panellist on the tonight's BBC Question Time?

I think I'm falling in love.

At what point does soup become a stew?

At what point does a Stew become a Casserole?

On that note at which point does a Casserole become a Tagine?

Oh, and the tea cake/ biscuit theme is a favorite of SAT examiners everywhere (in the UK).

Oh and Lileth, I think I heard somewhere that yanks speak an olden English, whereas Limeys have adapted to newer sounding English.

English scholars of the forum, tell me what you know.

Oh and asm,

Originally Posted by äsm
Do the fine art faculty at CSM use the promotion of autodidactic learning as way of avoiding having to deal with the lack of any pedagogical model?

this is a ridiculous sentence.
that is all.

Why do birds suddenly appear?

Every time you are near?

Just like me, they long to be
Close to you.

whats the difference between a duck ?

One leg is both the same

have you two been on the turps?

no it's a surrealist joke

i had thought the answer was

one of it's legs is the same but haels answer is equally good

If you are what you eat. What happens if you eat Green Giant Sweetcorn?

you get little bits of corn in your poo.

if you are what you eat ...........

pavarotti has been eating fat people for quite a while now

If you are what you eat. What happens if you eat Green Giant Sweetcorn?

apparently my boss had a bowl of fuckwit for breakfast