Owning your own home

Sydenham bruv.

Sydenham is a nice place, whereabouts?

Congrats.

Sydenham is a nice place, whereabouts?

Wells Park Road.

Chalfie stealthily avoiding having to ride Annerley at the end of his Kent rumbles...

Wells Park Road.

OK, you do have to ride Annerley.

Nice place dude.

Our purchase fell through. Back to square 1.

That's rotten news Russell, really sorry to hear. Definitely keep the mortgage paperwork ticking along. What happened?

Mrs Hell popped into the estate agents we bought our hovel from 3 years ago to enquire about a valuation. the young lad who sold it to us in the first place recognised her instantly and said '23 *****ton road? your house is worth double what you paid for it!'

what colour yacht should i buy?

23 Fuckton Road?

Shitton

I won't have to ride up Annerley, which is one of the depressingly few good points about my potential new location

the worst thing about that hill is that when you get to the top - you're in crystal fucking palace.

It depends where you leave from. From Anerley,that's a positively great thing.
From West Norwood, same.

traitor!

My heart was in SW16. SE27 can get to fuck.

Se26 4 lyf.

nrwdfst, nva 4gets

Just having a look about because I wouldn't mind moving to a place with a garden... fuck buying now! prices are crazy... even out to Walthamstow... I'm going to stick in my tiny wee flat until I move back to Norwich to live like a king.

Just having a look about because I wouldn't mind moving to a place with a garden... fuck buying now! prices are crazy... even out to Walthamstow... I'm going to stick in my tiny wee flat until I move back to Norwich to live like a king.

This is my plan. My flat would buy a 2/3 bed house somewhere in the less nice part of the Golden Triangle once paid off. I won't be retiring in fucking London, that's for sure.

somewhere in the less nice part of the Golden Triangle

It's not how the estate agent described it but that's where I live.

Ooh, which road? I was at UEA so have lived in almost every house in GT at some point.

Alexandra. It's that time of year again, students struggling down the road carrying all their possessions to their parents' car, should be a quiet summer. I always think proper GT is 'twxt Earlham and Unthank. We don't speak to them, toffee-nosed cunts.

I was in a big townhouse on Clarendon for a while. We did unspeakable things to that place.

This is my plan. My flat would buy a 2/3 bed house somewhere in the less nice part of the Golden Triangle once paid off. I won't be retiring in fucking London, that's for sure.

Fucking right... see you there! I sure as shit can get a lot more for my money in Norwich when I sell up... a pal of mine looked at what she could get for her 2 or 3 bed on Amhurst road... turned out to be a 6 bed detached house on Bracondale.
I have seen big listed properties for 250... Norwich and early retirement hear I come!

Norwich can cock off, I want this

http://www.rightmove.co.uk/overseas-property/property-40833325.html

I think the sad old man comes with the house.