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  • What the shitting fuck?

  • Merry Christmas everyone!
    I break up today, but I'll leave you with your mate and mine, Fucking Amazing Dave.

    Have a good one everybody!

    Dave's Best Christmas.

  • Yes!

  • Meet Christmas 🎄

  • I was out with some of the other dads from my kids school earlier this week. One of them, Angry Ben, would get on with fucking amazing Dave I reckon.

    He was telling us that they’ve built a secret flat where he works, redacted to protect the innocent, where they can hang out away from prying bosses.

  • I loved the story too, a real belter!

  • A secret flat?? That's a new one! I know at our place, the most recent hidey hole was discovered half way up the racking in the warehouse, disguised as pallets, but turned out to be a little bedroom with a mattress and quilt.
    The bosses went ape shit until they realised it was the night shift manager who'd built it.
    It as swept under the carpet sharpish!

  • Amazing, dave.

  • Awwww yess! Brilliant. Needs to be turned into a short film.

  • That would be my DREAM!!! I'd love to write a script for some of my stories, a it like that Christmas Cracker series that was on a few years back.
    Fucking Amazing Dave is made for TV!

  • Let’s just say he works in a sector which London is well known for, where furniture and building materials are acquired regularly for new productions. This flat has a £4k hardwood floor and is hidden behind an electrical panel.

    He was quite sanguine about it, he knows it’ll get found eventually.

  • He sounds like the hero we need in this day and age. What a way to solve the housing crisis! Secret flats! There might be cities hidden within cities, the real estate version of Dark Matter!

  • Luci that was epic. Fucking Amazing Dave ever fails to make me feel happy.

    This installment was enriched by the face I'm currently on my holidays in Thailand. Gonna go jump on a tuk tuk and ask them to take me to a secret island now..

  • happy Christmas Luci and wish amazing Dave all the best.
    👍

  • Thanks @Cazakstan! Hope you have a fabulous time!

  • Cheers @Rich_G! Have a good one yourself!

  • Was so excited when I got the email update and realised it was a Fucking Amazing Dave Christmas story! Had it waiting in my inbox, and saved it until this morning. Smiles all over now. That’s a brilliant Christmas story. Happy Christmas Luci and Dave and all!

  • Thank you @JonD! I actually have some incredible Fucking Amazing Dave stories from Thailand - he’s one of those people who has shit happen to them CONSTANTLY. I’ll post some in the New Year.

  • Morning folks!
    Here's a new story.
    You might not believe me when I say it's true, but it is. It is fucking mental, so I won't blame you if you call bullshit.

    Anyway, here's Flinching at Volvos.

  • “It was a bit like being in a carwash.”
    Priceless.

  • Ah that is mental.

  • It wasn't my favourite weekend, but it was memorable.

  • Pics, or it didn't happen.

  • I do still have a pic of her - in fact, there's some film footage of her on YouTube from the late eighties.
    Not willing to share due to slander, obvs!

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