Reprographics - The repro man blog

Ha! They want spoons? We can crowdsource some cutlery from the forum

"Why do we have cupboard full of 5000 forks all of a sudden?"

*goes to check the price of forks on AliExpress*

Change them all to ones with coloured handles....and then back to silver again after a few days.

remove all knives.
replace with 10,000 spoons.

We should all send surplus spoons to Luci to support his reign of cutlery terror.

CrowdSpooning, all the kids will be doing it.

Been waiting for this since the first photos on twitter, cracking.

replace all spoons with irritatingly small cake forks for a day and then swap back.

The next stage is definitely slightly bigger spoons. Then bigger, and bigger. No-one will not one until they're stirring their cuppa with a ladle.

shame there's a risk of injury or this would be the ultimate step...

http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/gear/novelty/gallium-spoon-mold.asp

https://youtu.be/cvRcUeWjBu0

Witchcraft! I love that! God, can you imagine a dozen of those on the go!

convince intense ginger bloke you heard there was a strong change in the ph of the local water then slip him one of them spoons.

Honest, that would blow his tiny mind. It would destroy him!
purchases immediately

Tell him it's the fluoride the water board add to drinking water.

Oh my oh my... Great stuff that story. I love getting your blog update email. I save it for a "cough" opportune moment, then get on here for the analysis like its the post race interviews or whatnot. That was many scenes well painted. Great stuff....

Replacing spoons with slightly bigger ones...Do this...like esio trot...

My family love Esio Trot!
And what a great analogy, LFGSS and its post-match breakdown. That idea will stay with me forever now!
Cheers for reading!

Enjoyed this! I'm currently midway through my quest to transpose all the normal spoons from our work canteen to the office kitchen and this is quite inspiring!

The social commentary that derives from the microcosm of the office kitchen. It's really something.

My family and I listen to any snatches of conversation we can harvest when we're out and about.
Then we create our own 'dead end sentences' to declare as we pass other people:
"They thought it was a tumour bit it turned out to be wind..."
"she called her daughter 'Casserole' in the end. She just liked the name."
"...you know, Jennifer, the lady with the cock fighting put in her garden..."
Hours of fun.

Late to the latest sorry chaps. That was great, just a great story with loads of hooks and true life observations. Mariella should be reading that shit on Radio 4 bigging you up Luci . If you know who Mariella is I'm sure you'll agree

I suspect that a lot of people might find themselves feeling a little internally conflicted if Mariella Frostrup were to read out the works of Luci.

#weirdestboner

Yeah we would all like to be flagellated by Mariella

You of course dear reader will have you're own preference

Overheard snippets are often pretty special.