Reprographics - The repro man blog

Well, it's definitely working for you. And for us. And I managed to get no work at all done yesterday afternoon as a result so I'd best get on.

Cheers!!

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Too much wanking causes that. So I'm told.

I has been spellchekked... doh.

A new post for Friday - enjoy it with your packed lunch.

https://generallucifer.wordpress.com/2015/03/06/145-cold-snap/

Cheers!

I have some excellent mental images going on right now. Lovely stuff.

Cheers @Thoma!

Love it as always Luci! Great/mucky image in my head!

Brilliant!

Loved it.

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I was worrying to begin with that you had gone too far into your poetic phase but then IT happened. Proper nose snorting laughter.

Loved it.

IT always happens in my life.
The mundane is just plodding on, but I know IT will be round the corner any minute...

that story was pretty mad!

As mad as, well...

Think of all the lives you saved Luci!

I know. I was incredibly heroic. I'm not sure there's a medal for Tupperware Amphibian Bravery, though. Shame.

That tupperware based cycle pannier orgy was their version of joining the mile high club!

I might offer Tupperware sex tours on my bike. Five quid each, go steady or we'll crash.

Wife and I took a walk with the daughter and dog this afternoon..... found a puddle full of frogs.

Deviant little fuckers had literally filled it with spawn.

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Mucky little twats. They'll fuck anywhere!
I really hope the sight of them made you say, 'here, my mate Luci wrote this mucky story about these aquatic nymphomaniacs...'

I think you need to put yourself in their shoes, Luci. If you only got to shag for a period of a week or so all year, do you not think you'd be banging away like a shithouse door in a force 9 gale for the duration of that week?

That was my exact words Luci. I'm going to read her it in bed tonight.

Where do you live? I could pop over and read it if you like. You don't mind the spare room do you, champ?

Bring a few cans of Guinness and some pork pies and you're in.

Sir, you are consistently gold.

loved the switch from story to filth, always good, especially fridays
you time your posts rather well young man,
have you ever considered having a blog,
wait....

Probably my favourite yet.. chapeau sir.

Very kind, gents! Hope to have a fresh post this Friday.