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yeah "Google"

whistles innocently

Have you been shit-wanking again, Bobbo?

Fuck me, that u-bend has got a quality 'patina'. You get extra points for minor spatterage and the fact you couldn't be arsed changing the bog roll and just shoved it on the cistern.

An excellent effort!

His missus did that. She is Australian.

i can see this thread turning into ratemypoo.com but with added lucibooks

Luci, I finished your book, can you publish another one immediately please? I want more!

I didn't see this till just now.

Really kind of you to say that scoot. I'm still writing lots, not necessarily Pantone Blues stuff, but there is more in the pipeline, so to speak.

My brand new Kindle arrived yesterday and the first book I bought was Pantone Blues.

I'm honoured! Hope you liked it. Kindles were made for bog reading - seems ipads have gone the same way.

Lucy's from Yorkshire, he can do GSIAD every day for a week and twice on Sunday.

I'm also from Yorkshire so I intend on not only drinking with him every day but also going to work the following day.

I'll keep you posted. I may need rescuing from James' dungeon and some point. I hear he's started wearing gold tracksuits and smoking cigars, and he wants me to move in so he can get the accent right.

Now.
Then.

just finished a blood doing session. cut of tea afterwards would normally be accompanied by a ginger nut biscuit but for some reason I've gone right off them

I'm honoured! Hope you liked it. Kindles were made for bog reading - seems ipads have gone the same way.

I was reading on the train yesterday and laughed out of my nose, to the disgust of everyone else in the carriage. Obviously I couldn't explain what I was laughing at...

Needless to say, I'm very much enjoying the book and might buy some paper copies too to leave in various loos.

just finished a blood doing session. cut of tea afterwards would normally be accompanied by a ginger nut biscuit but for some reason I've gone right off them

Should you give blood if you are pregnant?

Just to report back on the library plan. It costs £3 to request a book. I'm enjoying it but I may hold back on donating £3 so that the great unwashed of peckham library can ignore it on their way to the free internet. No offence, also they don't have a book shelf in the library loos.

Actually the library loos are outside the beeping book theft detectors, this makes no sense. I'm sure many more books would be loaned if you could give them a bog reading run through.

I was saddened by the response from my library:

Dear MrDrem

Re: Pantone Blues by G. Lucifer

Thank you for your recent stock suggestion.

Unfortunately this book is not available to buy from our suppliers, although it is available on Amazon. This means that we will not be able to purchase it for our library.

You can still request an item not in stock for a fee of £2.35 - we will then try to obtain this book for you from other London libraries. The fee is non-refundable.

You can make the reservation and pay the charge in any Wandsworth Library.

Please do not hesitate to contact me if you have any further questions regarding this matter.

Yours sincerely,

Katarzyna Halabura
Community Librarian
Wandsworth Town Library, 11 Garratt Lane, London SW18 4AQ
Tel: 020 8871 5588 Fax: 020 8871 5467
&
Southfields Library
300 Wimbledon Park Road, London SW19 6NL
Tel. 020 8871 6388 Fax 020 8780 9045

Email: @wandsworth.gov.uk
visit us: www.wandsworth.gov.uk

Anyone who has a library and a garden wants for nothing. Cicero

Sadly I think he is wrong about the last line, it should read "Anyone who has a library but not Pantone Blues wants for everything. Cicero", but I digress. I shall push the issue a little, and see if I can get any further.

we should all email her, campaigning they stock panetone blue waffles - a book about an italian cakey/waffley/infected thing

Buy them the book, inform them its a 1st edition & deserves to be there, they will however read it, bin it & ban you for life ;)

Drem, shall we join up and pay £1.17 each for the Blue Waffles to be put in our library?

I can't believe 'Blue Waffle' has been taken up.

shakes head

For those not in the know, Google it at your peril...

Blame James.

Most people do.

This was the online Guardian article Luci mentioned on The Srampagmano Tales thread. We're both whoring ourselves out for ultra high-strength comments from the phixeh deviants.

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Look what I discovered this morning, it seems you have a young fan!

When do I sue for damages?

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Prepare the paperwork now...

luckily luci's writing style of hiding his filth in slanderous similes and mucky metaphors should mean they havn't a clue what he's gibbering on about.