Thieves on bicycles steal 81 canaries

They went round robbin and all they got were some canaries.

they must have flaming_gone on those bikes ...

Toucan play that game, go steal them back.

they're gonna get a raptor on the knuckles ...

At least they didn't chicken out.

Old (razor)bill is fucking jokes.

They're gonna egret it.

If they get convicted their criminal record will be like an albatross around their necks

Hampshire police caught the offenders, they were birds of prey....

I hope they steal James Martin.

Ooops wrong thread....

Those sort of birds don't come cheep

canaries aren't that valuable.
they might fetch a tenerife they're lucky.

Were they riding Condors?

probably Falcons. Were they from Malta?

Bet they've gone up in the pecking order among their criminal friends

Old (razor)bill is fucking jokes.

the same going for Old (horn)bill ...

I don't mind what they did as long as there is no fowl play.

Old (razor/horn) bill should swoop in fast, they'll be goosed after all that cycling.

Am I being gullible, is this story a joke?

Someone's going to warble ...

Old (razor/horn) bill is going to be a crossbill if they don't find them soon ...

Am I being gullible, is this story a joke?

Are you cuckoo, this is know laughing matter.

Does anyone give two coots?

It was probably a bet, or game of chicken.

They should get a crane and string them up

Have they been seen hawking their loot yet?