Thieves on bicycles steal 81 canaries

What made them think that they'd erne'd the right to do that?

Where's Dov when you need him?

I don't suppose the owners will leave their birds unprotected in the future. Once** bittern** twice shy

They all have thrush.

Best call the man from uncle.

They'd have been puffin all the way down the street ...

They be caught when they start crowing about it.

They should tern themselves in.

They shouldn't have been Robin in the first place

Who gives a shag.

They are probably swanning around now...

...all cock a hoop

Perhaps it was their final swan song?

If they see the po po they should duck behind a hedge

What's all this malarky?

Here come the cops, duck.

Mr O is quick.

I already spotted that and deleted.
Now it's your turn to contribute.
Give it your best shot now...

Don't swallow your tongue in that fit you're having...

Mr O is quack.

fxd

They'll be trying to hawk the birds to a fence

They went looking for jewels, they must feel like a right flock of tits

Don't swallow your tongue in that fit you're having...

Will they swallow the penalty for their crime?

Fuck!

I'm shit at pun threads anyway...

Do you think they've now escaped on a frigate?

Those sort of birds don't come cheep

Stealing birds is a cardinal sin.

having committed a booby ...