Twats on mopeds

therefore andyp > phil collins?

i always think this about two-wheeled road users..

• motorcyclists know their bike will kill them
  
• cyclists know that truck will kill them
  
• scooterists don't know what killed them
  

@dammit - will an independent witness do?

therefore andyp > phil collins?

I played drums in a band, one member of which went on to bigger things.

I've never dumped anyone by fax, text or email.

Phil Collins rides a gorgeous baby blue fixie. All I'm sayin'.

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@dammit - will an independent witness do?

If they are of good character, free of debt and neither mad or a woman.

I'm saving up for a scootah by the way.

baby blue?

Tweed.

sick.

the point is, is that because mioped dont have gears or any power to control, they can ride like loons in heavy traffic where motorcyclists cant. However, unlike motorcylists they have no proper training besides CGT.

Anyone who has riden bikes will understand this crucial distinction.

And its not a generalisation - im not saying these people are all twats, i am a disproprotionalty large number of them do what i described, day in, day out on my commute.

And as pointed out, some of the two strokes are foul and terrrible and it seems the designers made them so the exhaust heads directly toward the cyclists mouth.

It is a known and true fact that two stroke fumes, particularly of the Castrol A747 variety smell awesome and are a sign of massive testicular potential.

I miss having a 2 stroke motorcycle.

Though my last one was a terrible cunt.

the point is, is that because mioped dont have gears or any power to control, they can ride like loons in heavy traffic where motorcyclists cant. However, unlike motorcylists they have no proper training besides CGT.

Anyone who has riden bikes will understand this crucial distinction.

And its not a generalisation - im not saying these people are all twats, i am a disproprotionalty large number of them do what i described, day in, day out on my commute.

EH?

I can ride like an utter twunt in traffic. One of the great joys of motorcycling, along with wheelying past parking attendants and the traffic light GP.

For sure, and some are increibly fast, as im sure as a biker you are well ware. very cool machines but not these shitty little pieces of junk.

For sure, and some are increibly fast, as im sure as a biker you are well ware. very cool machines but not these shitty little pieces of junk.

Everyone has to start somewhere. I'd rather these little feckers were on two wheels than straight into cars......at least on 2 wheels they will have to have* some* appreciation of road sense - lest we forget the amount of motorcyclists that are involved in road traffic incidents involving their 4 wheeled bredren every year

I'd be happy with an "I am become Death, destroyer of worlds" sticker from Tynan to attach to the offending vehicle.

Do these stickers actually exist or only in JPEG form?

Ask Tynan- he promised that he would make them roughly a year ago, but then he promises many things whilst delivering little to this vale of tears.

son of a bitch

You might be able to make them under licence if you manage to contact him- a church is his preferred meeting place.

Nice hael...
nice

No he is a complete and utter cunt. And his 'music' is the ultimate in bland middle ot the fucking road shite.

Coldplay = new Phil Collins

yeh but respect for shaggin the nanny

You might be able to make them under licence if you manage to contact him- a church is his preferred meeting place.

I'm on my way to my nearest Wat/Basilica/Chapel/Church/Cathedral/Meeting House/Dom/Kirk/Temple/Vihara/Mandir/Pathi/Mosque/Derasar/Synagogue/Templum/Fanum/Hof/Jinja/Gurdwara/Daoguan/Atasha/Agyari/etc as I type...

yeh but respect for shaggin the nanny

No.
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the point is, is that because mioped dont have gears or any power to control, they can ride like loons in heavy traffic where motorcyclists cant. However, unlike motorcylists they have no proper training besides CGT.

Anyone who has riden bikes will understand this crucial distinction.

And its not a generalisation - im not saying these people are all twats, i am a disproprotionalty large number of them do what i described, day in, day out on my commute.

beast pist feever.

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You are this bloke and I claim my Baby blue fixie.

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