Twats on mopeds

ceefax?

If it looks like a cunt, it is a cunt - Confucius on Phil Collins

If you think about it Phil Colins is just a musician without creative ability.

If you think about it Phil Colins is just a musician without creative ability.

No he is a complete and utter cunt. And his 'music' is the ultimate in bland middle ot the fucking road shite.

Wha bout txt? :)

No-one really gives a shit about Phil Collins anyway.... Kim Chi, or no?

Sorry to be a party pooper, but Phil Collins is a cunt. Anyone who dumps their partner by fax is clearly a cunt.

Sadly Andy you sound like QuickVit talking about Wiggins here; he did not dump his wife by fax, he *did not *threaten to leave Britain if Labour got elected etc etc. Why he gets so much stick is beyond me; not while Sting, Bono, Geldof and Hucknel are still alive anyway.

on second thoughts the analogy with ThickVit was a bit harsh; no one deserves that :)

Phil Collins rides a gorgeous baby blue fixie. All I'm sayin'.

If you think about it Phil Colins is just a musician without creative ability.

er, bollocks. His solo stuff may be mainly wank but he's one of the best rock drummers there's ever been. How does your creative ability compare? I know mine doesn't.

The Mirror sent a furniture removal lorry around to Phil Collins house the day after the 1997 election. I lol'd (although the internet was in it's infancy then so I might just have laughed).

The Mirror sent a furniture removal lorry around to Phil Collins house the day after the 1997 election. I lol'd (although the internet was in it's infancy then so I might just have laughed).

Did they call at Andrew Lloyd Webbers place afterward?

No-one really gives a shit about Phil Collins anyway.... Kim Chi, or no?

er, not quite. He's no Daniel Barenboim but neither is he Mrs Miller.

The Mirror sent a furniture removal lorry around to Phil Collins house the day after the 1997 election. I lol'd (although the internet was in it's infancy then so I might just have laughed).

ah well, I concede; with the Daily Mirror on your side.... :)

Being good on drums is no substitute for being a twat.

er, not quite. He's no Daniel Barenboim but neither is he Mrs Miller.

fuck this forum.

Keith Moon made a career out of being twatted on the drums...

fuck this forum.

You're just looking for an excuse to make your time off the forum due to being in the Antipodes seem like you've flounced off.

He's not going to be off line for long; he'll be posting from the game. Some people just can't help themselves; Oz, NYC....

I ride a Lambretta. It has no chrome crash bars, mirrors, foxtails on whippie ariels, or tinsel - nor any extra lights - it is as Ferdinando Innocenti designed it - as it left the IGM factory in 1965. I don't have a parka....

Shame on you!

Chrome don't get you home

He's not going to be off line for long; he'll be posting from the game. Some people just can't help themselves; Oz, NYC....

I might watch the game- should be easy to spot him in the crowd as his cleaner seems to have jettisoned all of his T-shirts bar a blue Nike one with a hole in the sleeve.

I spotted him last night wearing another t-shirt. I shit you not.

er, bollocks. His solo stuff may be mainly wank but he's one of the best rock drummers there's ever been. How does your creative ability compare? I know mine doesn't.

Yes, he is a great drummer.
No, I am not in the least bit creative.
Yes, I can(could) play the drums :S

I play the drums too. I was self taught. Sadly it turned out my teacher was an idiot.

Phil Collins>Balki<AndyP

I spotted him last night wearing another t-shirt. I shit you not.

Pics or it didn't happen.