Daily Mail in cycling shocker!

I hope he makes a sweeping gesture in a corridor only to find his finger in the open mouth of a passing old lady.

Top thread people... Just listened to the Fred Cast posted by Andy, interesting listen and really glad that the Fat Cunt is getting the worst press ever from all angles.

I'm off to write a letter to the editor of the Daily Mail... never thought I'd say that.

I hope he gets interrupted during an awards ceremony by Kanye West telling him Jamie Oliver is a better chef

I hope that he suffers from a brief testicular itch and his remedial actions are captured by the google maps streetcar giving the impression that he likes to walk around with his hands down his trousers.

I hope he losses one of every pair of socks he owns.

I hope he feels obliged to clean up the faeces over an over-exuberant, inebriated colleague.

I hope that the first words his newborn speaks are somewhere along the lines of:
Dada you are a cunt!

I hope he doesn't get to be his favourite colour when playing Trivial Pursuit

Top thread people... Just listened to the Fred Cast posted by Andy, interesting listen and really glad that the Fat Cunt is getting the worst press ever from all angles.

I'm off to write a letter to the editor of the Daily Mail... never thought I'd say that.

As I'm quite lazy, can you copy and past it on here so more of us can do the same?

I hope that when he next cooks spaghetti he breaks off an inch from the end of one which then rolls into the tiny gap between cooker and worktop.

I hope he gets haemorrhoids.

Uh oh, I've upset Baldi

Fixed.

I hope that he can't get his sideburns even when shaving, causing them to end up somewhat shorter than intended

Fixed.

Ha!

I hope the lid of a jar of dried basil comes off in his bolognese, resulting not only in the overbearing presence of the herb in the resulting dish but also the regret of not having used fresh in the first place.

I hope that he leaves on the gas in his kitchen and comes back the next day with a fag in hand and the whole place goes boom!

Seems the fat twonk is bulding a new garage, what a pity the planning system means his address is public... anyone fancies calling by when out on the bike

http://planningapplications.winchester.gov.uk/PlanningWeb/Results.aspx?ID=09%2f00228%2fFUL&tab=4&PAGE=1

Are you suggesting that James Martin lives in Stoke Charity between Michelever and Sutton Scotney on Old Stoke Road in the area outline in red?

I hope that he uses too much coriander in his next Thai curry and get's told off for doing so live on TV.

I hope that on his next fly-fishing expedition he misjudges the depth of the river and his waders fill with cold water.

I hope he makes a sweeping gesture in a corridor only to find his finger in the open mouth of a passing old lady.

+1

and he doesnt catch shit.

^I hope he catches rabies.

:)

I hope he arranges to meet friends in a London pub and there are LFGSS drinks on.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/15/james_martin_wikikicking/

and he doesnt catch shit.

I hope he does catch shit!