Puerile sexist shite

There once was a small little runt,
who had liked to something about blunts
he did something else
and hje liked something else
and something to do with a cunt.

Fucking impossible. Shit word.

BMMF managed it on the limerick thread:

I've ended the first line with 'fucking',
Then cunningly rhymed it with 'fucking',
Then I've slipped in a 'cunt',
Which I've rhymed with a 'cunt',
Then I've finished things off with a 'fucking'.

There was more than one gropecunte lane in London I could say exactly the same thing about grape st, and I will....

You - get back to blogging. 9 days and no update! dtm.

Trivia of the day:
Threadneedle Street used to be called Gropecunte Lane which was a reference to the prostitutes that worked there.

I don't think it was; Grape St in WC2 is also said to have been called Gropecunt Lane but it was quite a common street name in the Middle Ages.
I do know, though, that the Bank Of China has its headquarters in Threadnoodle St.

Corny is a poloista now... You won't hear from him ever again...

I don't think it was; Grape St in WC2 is also said to have been called Gropecunt Lane but it was quite a common street name in the Middle Ages.
I do know, though, that the Bank Of China has its headquarters in Threadnoodle St.

Where's the "That's Wasist" animated GIF?

Corny is a poloista now... You won't hear from him ever again...

Polo = Hipster Borg

This is true.

I don't think it was; Grape St in WC2 is also said to have been called Gropecunt Lane but it was quite a common street name in the Middle Ages.
I do know, though, that the Bank Of China has its headquarters in Threadnoodle St.

you remember that from your couriering days William

Here you go Chris:

I don't think it was; Grape St in WC2 is also said to have been called Gropecunt Lane but it was quite a common street name in the Middle Ages.
I do know, though, that the Bank Of China has its headquarters in Threadnoodle St.

meh.....[ame]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Threadneedle_Street[/ame]

Has anyone though of poor Rik in all this? What is he going to do now?

haha

^ How dare you!

Doesn't Dammit have a big spacious red Vulva?

i got a chest of drawers in it's backdoor

I heard he does, got a few knocks but overall it's tidy

i got a chest of drawers in it's backdoor

why not go for the easy front door as apposed the tricky backdoor?

Wait 'til Fenella see this... outraged lol

why not go for the easy front door as apposed the tricky backdoor?

there were two arsenal players in the front, wearing home strips.
the backdoor was the only option.

too far?

Fine line... one more step and Velocio will take this one out.

You - get back to blogging. 9 days and no update! dtm.

Posts on the blog are coming, come on you've got to allow me some time to enjoy the journey...

No blog, no talk...

I always hope that as adults we wouldn't need to be treated as children.

Besides, what would it stop? All it would do is make people say cun7 or kunt or something... so instead of removing anything we'd just end up with unreadable gibberish all over the place. Not to mention what happens if you come from Scunthorpe... Smimsyhorpe?

With this breastitude you will get buttbuttinated by some lone gunman.

Give me your blog details Corny....plus you were way too miserable before you left, so I put a spell on you which explains your stubbed toe

I didn't mind the glossy photos of girls on bikes thread... Look if you want to/if you find it offensive, avoid it - its not like it was forced onto people. BUT it was boardering on soft porn and I didn't feel comfortable looking at work. You can get fired for stuff like that you know.

Repped!! Hope you had a good ride on Saturday!!

Corny is a poloista now... You won't hear from him ever again...

Ah, like we're not hearing from you any more now that you're a poloista, eh? ;P

Has anyone though of poor Rik in all this? What is he going to do now?

Play polo so we don't ever hear from him again?