Richmond Park = Full of tossers

Then fuck those cunts who ride those fucking dutch bicycle, they're always going too slow, look at this cunt for instance, trying to be all stylist while texting,** too much of a wimmin to ride a real bicycle**;

mate, grow up.

Dude, that is a woman.

Good point though, grow up OP!

See? he's too much of a wimmin, he become one!

as far as i know the following tossers have been in Richmond Park today

Fatboyralph
Dancing James
Conservative Values
Femtonatt
chebeef
Matt Ha
jimbojones
radius
bigdaddywayne

It must have been a bukake showdown with knoydart as the target

tossers ftw

See? he's too much of a wimmin, he become one!

I love you, Ed.

It must have been a bukake showdown with knoydart as the target

niche james, very niche...

Well. This wommin spent the day throwing herself up and down very big hills. So there. Now it's time to take a bath and lament the fact that I just can't cut off my fucking legs,

I was walking, since if I want to do some proper riding I'll head out onto proper roads, where proper speeds can be achieved.

I do own lycra, but only because its practical. My argument is that 90 percent of the lycra wearing fools today were fat, slow and obviously unfit. Posers, in other words.

And I have nothing against recreational cyclists, I just dont like it when they ride eratically on pavements nearly hitting small children.

The overall point is that I literally found it hard to see just one ordinary cyclist, only idiots of two different kinds, today.

so what team you racing for? If you're not getting paid to ride then you also are a recreational cyclist. And the fundamental flaw in your argument is that loads of us on here ride bikes for gasp more than one purpose. I"ve got my road bike, I've got my fixed for the track and my polo bike for having a cack load of fun on

what's the matter, did the paperboy forget to deliver you Sunday Mail this morning?

btw - There were a lot of peeps on bikes in the park and on the road to windsor today, a little matter of raising a shit load of money for charity

I do own lycra, but only because its practical. My argument is that 90 percent of the lycra wearing fools today were fat, slow and obviously unfit. Posers, in other words.

And I have nothing against recreational cyclists, I just dont like it when they ride eratically on pavements nearly hitting small children.

So 90% of lycra wearers are just posers, except you because it's practical?

BTW which pro cycling team do you ride for?

so what team you racing for? If you're not getting paid to ride then you also are a recreational cyclist. And the fundamental flaw in your argument is that loads of us on here ride bikes for gasp more than one purpose. I"ve got my road bike, I've got my fixed for the track and my polo bike for having a cack load of fun on

what's the matter, did the paperboy forget to deliver you Sunday Mail this morning?

btw - There were a lot of peeps on bikes in the park and on the road to windsor today, a little matter of raising a shit load of money for charity

See what I mean. Asshats the lot of them. This one even does crack whilst on a bike.

Asshat.

aha, thought I saw you wayne, you were leaving just as i rolled up, was going to say hi but i wasn't certain it was you and i didn't know if i was late or not...nice one.

And I have nothing against recreational cyclists, I just dont like it when they ride eratically on pavements nearly hitting small children.

you're right though, I also prefer it when they actually hit the small children. This "nearly" hitting them is useless, they always survive unscathed!

+1

aha, thought I saw you wayne, you were leaving just as i rolled up, was going to say hi but i wasn't certain it was you and i didn't know if i was late or not...nice one.

Ha! thought it was you Jack but by the time I clocked who it was I didn't have time to shout out

D'oh x2! Good ride?

as far as i know the following tossers have been in Richmond Park today

Fatboyralph
Dancing James
Conservative Values
Femtonatt
chebeef
Matt Ha
jimbojones
radius
bigdaddywayne

It must have been a bukake showdown with knoydart as the target

what a motley crew of nee'r do well's

Well. This wommin spent the day throwing herself up and down very big hills. So there. Now it's time to take a bath and lament the fact that I just can't cut off my fucking legs,

Did you give the bike a day off?

This is the singular best thing I have ever seen on this forum.
Thank you.

and this is why you work for BLB.

Fact.

(Ok, so I'm trying to make fun of the feud I have with blb, take it or leave it)

BC > BLB, everyone knows that. I like to think Edwardes is somewhere in the middle, which is why I'm a customer of theirs.

AVERAGE RUN OF THE MILL GOOD OLD BORING ME.

BC > BLB, everyone knows that. I like to think Edwardes is somewhere in the middle, which is why I'm a customer of theirs.

AVERAGE RUN OF THE MILL GOOD OLD BORING ME.

I don't find you boring, your abbreviations intrigue me. What does BC stand for in this case, mysterious abbreviation weaver? Always on the lookout to snoop around more cycle shops. Thanks. Yours. Truly. :D ('Before Christ' jokes will be too obvious, don't bother folks!)

It stands for Brixton Cycles.

Thax Max :)

Well. This wommin spent the day throwing herself up and down very big hills. So there. Now it's time to take a bath and lament the fact that I just can't cut off my fucking legs,

I could.

I could.

Always wondered why you had a strange smell coming from your room..

Hey, live and let live

Guys, really, I was trying to be funny. I feel like the whole blb thing has gone too far, I saw a good place to make a joke about it so I did. So there.

@ multigrooves, can I book you for next time I go mountain biking?