My bike got jacked, yo

Me a come fi MURDERATION pon dem pussyclats dat be badbwoyin aroun' the carnar, skeen? BUN DEM WID FYAH.

Klashnekoff?

Wouldn't go as far as completed, but:
http://www.londonfgss.com/post922173-49.html

Good work but I was more wondering whether rasclat or pussyclat would be more appropriate for an official Police document.

Sympathetic.

Bad luck mate.

I pm'd him before even writing that out, that I was sorry to hear about his bike. :)

Sorry bout your bike. Good to see a few more Jamaican bredrin on the forum though.

let's start a sub-forum!

Ah sorry, post reading fail! I'm tired if that's any defence.

Good work but I was more wondering whether rasclat or pussyclat would be more appropriate for an official Police document.

Just saw them again. In soho. Looking shifty, one of them looking down at his 'new' bike. Full sus MTB yellow and blue.

See these two quite often around clerkenwell.They come by our riders room eyeing up the bikes.They have that"we'll nick anything"look about them.Cnuts.

I pm'd him before even writing that out, that I was sorry to hear about his bike. :)

she don't lie

This is getting stupid, it's making me wanna just give up riding completely. You can't own anything nice in this piece of shit city. Will keep an eye out man, recently had my best ride nicked and I know how shit it is.

Klashnekoff?

K - lash ya rassclart neck off.

Love the guy.

But no, that was just random nonsense I'm afraid. I do keep composing dancehall lyrics in my head while cycling home but I can't come up with a rhyme for 'awesome rims'.

The font of all cycling knowledge in London has spoken folks.

LOL!!

Sorry to hear about your bike mate. Don't let it put you off tho. That means the bastards have won!

The font of all cycling knowledge in London has spoken folks.

Haha, I'm only going by information on the stolen thread and the area! Meanie :P

This is getting stupid, it's making me wanna just give up riding completely. You can't own anything nice in this piece of shit city. Will keep an eye out man, recently had my best ride nicked and I know how shit it is.

Nooooo! Say it isn't true! They got the Lizard as well???!!!!

(big winky smiley here) Sorry Dave, crap joke.

Yeah, What lock were you using Davetanic?? ;)

K - lash ya rassclart neck off.

Love the guy.

But no, that was just random nonsense I'm afraid. I do keep composing dancehall lyrics in my head while cycling home but I can't come up with a rhyme for 'awesome rims'.

Ha, BIG. Parrowdice & Murda.

This is getting stupid, it's making me wanna just give up riding completely. You can't own anything nice in this piece of shit city. Will keep an eye out man, recently had my best ride nicked and I know how shit it is.

yeh i read about your story and it sounds like its on a different level to mine - riding off in front of your own eyes, i wouldve gone berserk. also "it's making me wanna just give up riding completely. You can't own anything nice in this piece of shit city." +1

let's start a sub-forum!

Hmmm, just one step away from stealing all our jobs and wimmin, watch it sonny ;)

i got it back, YO! YESSSSSSS

Many MANY thanks to Pistoffski for initially locating it

and many thanks to the 2 guys on their fixed bikes in golden square who were sort of extra troops putting pressure on the guy

I'm ashamed to say that i paid him half what he paid (£75) for it. but don't mind too much as it had a new improved front wheel and a front brake that actually works!!

I GOT IT FUCKIN BACK!!! what are the chances. I just dont know!

fantastic to hear that you got your bike back, but you managed to keep the bike theft industry rollin' by paying the theft for it either way - supply and demand.

Well done mate :0)

Ed - out of interest what would be your solution to the situation (other than coshing the guy that bought the stolen bike with a d-lock and taking the bike back). Not buy the bike back?

oh mercy - i love a happy ending

Well done mate :0)

Ed - out of interest what would be your solution to the situation (other than coshing the guy that bought the stolen bike with a d-lock and taking the bike back). Not buy the bike back?

Didn't realise the person brought the stolen bike, and not the theft, whoop! either way it hardly make much difference since the theft already sold it once.

Netherless I find that mentioning the involvement of piglets usually work.

I thought that the Dlock was the only option?
Tho I guess some people sympathise with someone thats been ripped off and offer them some sort of middle ground, I however would take it back and explain to the person they bought stolen goods and should expect to have the bike taken and no compensation.

..and then Dlock the fucker as I rode away!!!

nice ed, piss on his bonfire. tbh you spend most of your time on here brazenly slinging your cock around pissing all over everyone, even though you haven't had your cock out that long and don't really know that much about pissing, you piss harder and further than anyone else.

nice ed, piss on his bonfire. tbh you spend most of your time on here brazenly slinging your cock around pissing all over everyone, even though you haven't had your cock out that long and don't really know that much about pissing, you piss harder and further than anyone else.

the x mark the spot!

he got his bike back in the end, no matter what I'll said, there's no way I can damping his joy of getting his bike back!