How to avoid falling during wind gust ?

you know they don't go in your mouth Hippy?

You go in my mouth Greasy.. mmm salty..

Rik doesn't use bridges, he walks across water.

I love the armchair. authoritative. experienced. genius.

Haven't met Rik yet but it sounds like he could give Chuck Norris a run for his money. Wind or no wind.

Put some drops on your bike. Use the drops when its windy.

+1

drops ftw

+1

drops ftw

for the wind

Haven't met Rik yet but it sounds like he could give Chuck Norris a run for his money. Wind or no wind.

Rik does not run for money, money runs for Rik.

Infact the entire global finical melt down was because took a dislike to sub prim mortgage market in the USA and the level of toxic debt incurred by many finical institutions.

Empathy fail.....but

Exactly how fecking windy can it get on a bridge in central London FFS. I mean what gale force are we talking here*.

(*bit uncalled for, but its been a long week)

Rik can touch MC Hammer.

Best one yet. Apart from anything you said, obviously, Rik. Sir.

rik lost his virginity before his dad did.

(i have that email as well...)

Rik borrowed my bike and it came back pregnant. I now have three tricycles to look after and Rik won't pay for maintenance.

That's OK with me though, because it's Rik

Rik doesn't give a fuck about you pitiful humans.

Rik doesnt need to prove anything.

Rik is only scared of himself.

Rik will force you to eat your own shit then kick the crap out of you.(and repeat)

Lol!

Rik is ebay king.

When Rik LOLs, the world LOLs with him. When Rik cries, it's because there is nothing left to be scared of him.

Rik has fivearms.
Rik has do-ceps

Rik has yes-tocks

You go in my mouth Greasy.. mmm salty..

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high in protein bitch...

Rik's car.

In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Rik.

If Rik round-house kicks you, you will die. If Rik misses you with the round-house kick, the wind behind the kick will tear out your pancreas.

Now stop moaning bout a little breeze somewhere in London.

Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he felt like commiting. Rik promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the London Underground. Today, still wanted by the government, Rik still does what he wantshttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercenary. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, Rik will probably steal your bike because he feels like it.