How to avoid falling during wind gust ?

If Rick takes 2 minutes to cycle across Tower Bridge and you take 2 minutes to cycle across Tower Bridge, Rik is still faster.

Brokeback Mountain is not a film. It is the pile of dead Ninjas in Ricks front garden

When Rik breaks wind it stays broke.
LMAO, this thread is gold!

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rik.

Riks mum is so ....

...oh shit what have i done.

nice knowing you Ray...

The word "lesbian" derives from an old Latin phrase that roughly translates as "She who has not yet been introduced to Rik."

crush his skull rik!

I've found that using a longer crank on the into wind side causes me to lean into wind more so compensating for it. You have to carry LH and RH long and short cranks and fit the appropriate combination for the wind conditions...hope this helps

Rik can predict the shuffle on his ipod... FACT!

Rik

Riked

you coming for a drink, ray?

The only way to kill Rik is to cut off his head.

Riks head can kill you for up to 82 hours after you've cut it off, usually just after it reattaches to the body.

you coming for a drink, ray?

Im all hungover as fuck no chance...maybe.

so am i - come on.

Rik does not sleep..... he waits

But +1 HTFU

Sorted:

the wind will blow all the bolts away and youll be left with some tubing and wheels

BAD HALFORDS

The word "lesbian" derives from an old Latin phrase that roughly translates as "She who has not yet been introduced to Rik."

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really loudly.

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Rik is the Dark Master behind all the conspiracy theories Ramon believes in.

Rik is tougher than crav maga.

Rik made General Franco curl up and die he was so scared.