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Has it ever been trimmed or are we talking about a 2m+ beard here?

(0.3mm / day X 365 X 18)

Has it ever been trimmed or are we talking about a 2m+ beard here?

Hair doesn't keep growing, it reaches a terminal length which is different for different people/areas, then stops, falls out, and starts again. No amount of time would allow me to have ZZTop beard.

a colleague had never heard of NWA, she turned around looked right at me and said “James you do realise I was born in 1992

I'd have thought somebody born in 92 would have more reason to have heard of NWA than us old folk, unless they either eschew modern popular music or lack curiosity.

Can confirm, I know and enjoy NWA. Also born in 92

No amount of time would allow me to have ZZTop beard

I am pleased that you have presumably tried your best

Showing off on two counts there

Yeah, I was hoping for a 2 footer at least though - just jealous really, if I don't shave for a few weeks the best I can manage is looking like Ian Beale when he went AWOL for a bit...

On the zz top topic, I always loved that Frank Beard was the only main member who didn't have a giant beard

Yeah, I was hoping for a 2 footer at least though

that's what she said

Moar meme pls

strong post

To be honest, the guy on the tube. We have all had a bad morning/night like that.

Friend of mine worked in Japan for a while & said scenes like this were not uncommon - he crashed out drunk on the metro a couple of times after heavy nights out & woke up surrounded by early morning commuters who were thankfully too polite to even acknowledge his stinking presence.

Only thing stopping this on the Waterloo and City was the short line and the fact it closed overnight :)

@shibuyameltdown

A friend told me about this place. It’s mental.

That's mental indeed - i'm torn between the moral righteousness of taking photos of people who are completely incapacitated by "the drink" but then I see someone in a hedge & i'm laughing my tits off.

Is it fine because in this case they are unidentifiable or is it fine because they're in a hedge?

The last train to my apartment, Shinjuku to Kichijoji, was so busy on a Friday and Saturday night that I could pass out and be held upright by the crush of people, with the majority getting off at my stop and waking me up in the process.

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From second left they were sporty, posh, baby and scary. Can’t think what Geri was called? Vacant? Slightly heavy?

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Tory Spice

They all were - remember them calling Thatcher the original Spice Girl?