Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

"Filth Wizard"

Did LOL

Apparently the virus can't survive on the neck of a swan though.

There's only Mandarin Ducks left in the ponds round my way. They can't even give them away.

If you can't find mandarins, substitute satsumas in the sauce.

On the workplace nicknames, we had a "captain cockeggs" as he was convinced he had invented the term, he was absolutely fucking devastated when we consulted the profanisaurus & it was already there

Reminds me of this story from Sentimental Journeys

Didion’s opinion of the President himself is best exemplified in an anecdote she recounts in which the Reagans, while traveling during the 1980 campaign, attended a rural church service. Their pew-side experience up to this point had mostly been at places like Bel Air Presbyterian, where during communion congregants treated themselves to individual circular wafers and drank wine out of small cups passed around on a tray. When communion began at the small Virginia church, Nancy Reagan was scandalized that people were all drinking from the same cup. Her aid, registering her panic, assured her that she could just dip the bread in the wine; frazzled, she dropped it in. Ronald Reagan — on autopilot, as if he were reading from a teleprompter — followed suit by confidently plopping his bread into the chalice, never comprehending his mistake, his face radiating piety as his wife and aid looked on mortified. After the final hymn he stood outside the chapel shaking hands and nodding with interest. Here was the President, “insufficiently briefed (or, as they say in the White House, ‘badly served’) on the wafer issue but moving ahead, stepping ‘into the sunlight,’ satisfied with his own and everyone else’s performance, apparently oblivious to (or inured to, or indifferent to) the crises being managed in his presence.”

satisfied with his own and everyone else’s performance, apparently oblivious to the crises being managed in his

Parklife!

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It's a good thing. I chuckled.

Now do it with Hand Sanitiser!

They banned clackers at my school

They banged clackers at catholic schools

They banned clackers at my school

Presumably not the nanny-state ones in @Drakien 's post but the OG ones which were basically a Bolas

Ebolas?

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An old trope.

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