Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Stay in school, kids. Don't do drugs.

Spoilsport

Back in school we told a classmate that the laptop gets heavier the more you have on your hdd, and the more charge you have in the battery. Cue unplugging and deleting of music.

We had the good old trick of telling kids that when you get into a fight you should hold your thumb inside your fist. Well needless to say I never lost a fight. I'm from old school Africa so don't judge.

We spent days convincing a guy in our class that boys had periods too and that he was the only one that hadn't had one.

The punchline was when he came into the class a week later and proudly announced he'd had his first period, which wasn't forgotten for the remaining 5 years of high school, if indeed, it doesn't still persist to this day.

^^ amazing

what a fuckwit

so why are you in that group?

Outed.

I occasionally like to give advice....

^^ last year I convinced nelaii (formerly of this parish), who had just passed her driving test and was about to go to Snowdonia on a work trip, that the Welsh drive on the right. She found out the truth before she went but did believe me for quite a while

A friend of mine AT UNI believed that all girls had periods on the same date every month. A knowledge he shared with us one day with pride, until he was met with ridicule rather than admiration...

A friend of mine AT UNI believed that all girls had periods on the same date every month. A knowledge he shared with us one day with pride, until he was met with ridicule rather than admiration...

Menstrual synchrony is a popular but unproven theory.

My ex girlfriend had mighty power oestrogen or whatever, she could synchronise her classmates so they all rode the cotton pony at the same time.

Put THAT on your CV.

The PG Tips of the world of Vampire Teabags.

I would be more worried about the yorkshire tea of that world in that analogy.

We spent days convincing a guy in our class that boys had periods too and that he was the only one that hadn't had one.

The punchline was when he came into the class a week later and proudly announced he'd had his first period, which wasn't forgotten for the remaining 5 years of high school, if indeed, it doesn't still persist to this day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Are_You_There_God%3F_It's_Me,_Jesus

I would be more worried about the yorkshire tea of that world in that analogy.

Not Red Bush?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Are_You_There_God%3F_It's_Me,_Jesus

1994 baby. Beat Southpark by 5 whole years.

#hipstercat.jpeg

http://existentialcomics.com/comic/19

^Sartre's eye is nowhere near wonky enough

moar wonk plse

wat

from here:-
http://imgur.com/gallery/qmTM5

Don't. A friend told a friend that putting his MacBook battery in a microwave would recharge it. The whole thing played out on Facebook and was beautiful.

I think there's footage on youtube of people "recharging" iPhones in microwaves.

Obviously it doesn't work.

Obviously it doesn't work.

takes iPhone out of microwave