Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Didn't really no where to put this but it cracked me up soo...

http://www.sickchirpse.com/best-excuse-ever/

Hahahahaha

Didn't really no where to put this but it cracked me up soo...

http://www.sickchirpse.com/best-excuse-ever/

Shit, now I'm going to feel bad next time someone cuts me up. I'll be too busy worrying about their sick parrot to scream obscenities at them.

You can take a look inside the Jesus books on Amazon...

http://www.amazon.com/Almighty-Sports-Jesus-Featuring-Adventures/dp/0762450169/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1394551257&sr=1-2&keywords=sam+stall+with+jesus

http://www.amazon.com/Dancing-Jesus-Featuring-Miraculous-Moves/dp/0762444142/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1394551257&sr=1-1&keywords=sam+stall+with+jesus

Check out the reviews too...

Photos from a Magic the Gathering tournament: http://tmblr.co/ZgltSy19nZvOi

I've used to play that in my Uni days. Do I win arsecrack?

Pic or if didn't happen

Pic or if didn't happen

It was well before cameraphones and Facebook. I still got my cards if that's proof enough ;)

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum"

^ Ow dear...

Why would lubricating his cunt make his brackets go faster?

the darwin awards nearly had a fine nominee

what a fuckwit

so why are you in that group?

Outed.

My favourite of all time. Sorry if repost

Greasing cunt to get 25bhp is a lie, but if you delete system32 - your computer will be twice as fast. Fact.

If you place a couple of nails inside an electric socket you won't pay any energy bills again. Fact.

Good God! He's right!

Don't. A friend told a friend that putting his MacBook battery in a microwave would recharge it. The whole thing played out on Facebook and was beautiful.