Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

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Bedwetter

What a pissflap...anyone got a picture of helmet in question?

I hope he's just trolling but it souds like he's just a total pissflap who's blaming his friends because his fiance is pissed off he went to a strip club.

At least they didn't go to Prague or Amsterdam and do anything actually bad.

Nothing to see here...

That's pretty clever, I like that...

That's properly genius.

Nothing to see here...

Enough to give a skateboarder nightmares

Why?

Is that bianchimasher, from The Old Days?

Oh my god

Lolz...

'Make it snappy Number One!'

To be fair the pizza doesn't look very circular and looks as if it is being measured between it's smaller dia.

Still disgraceful.

"For the second time in my life I'm missing an inch I really wish I had"

To be fair the pizza doesn't look very circular

They don't claim an are of 113 sq.in. they claim a diameter of 12". If you were building a "no go" gauge for a product claimed to be 12" diameter, it would be a 12" circular plate. Put the Pizza on the plate, and if you can't make the plate surface disappear completely by adjusting the position of the pizza, it's no go.

Pizzas shrink when you cook them.

Tescos should be taken outside and shot.

I had a bent rusty nail in one of my frozen tesco pizzas before.

Iron supplement, they should charge extra.

They have to do that so you can't smuggle pizza onto planes.

God I love Windoge.

Anyways, this made me chuckle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y1iqJqNHX_g

And this

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7871217664/h6882C422/

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7876320512/h240E57BF/

http://browncardigan.s3.amazonaws.com/imagesfarm/2013/0IbgCCc7Sd1iMAr.jpg